FFR St. Presidents' Groundhog Day Contest Thread

[nestlekwik]

You've read the rules on the front page, so get to it! When the St. Presidents' Groundhog Day groundhog falls from its tree today and lands on its tail instead of its head, which president (or prime minister or similar position) will it fall in love with?

[Sir_Thomas]

George Washingon

Because, like me; he was the..

First.

[STEVE IS SO FRESH]

woodrow wilson FTW!

[Gun92]

Id have to say, Bill Clinton

[Teddy_scfa]

Chester Alan Arthur..
i mean come on... have you seen his mustache... its just screaming "fancy"

[joep49]

i would have to say, George Bush because George bush is the closest living livin species to the groundhog.

[EAGAMES]

George Bush D:

[ice_dragon9477]

the Canadian equivalent to George Washington was Sir John A McDonald....
I'd have to go with that...everyone loves McDonald's

[buttlick]

i would say...Abraham Lincoln because he is tall and can prevent the groundhog from further falling on its tail.

[cool110]

George Bush

[NumiGamer]

I'd have to say, if the groundhog fell in love with a president, it'd be Nixon. Definitely Richard Nixon.

[Redsky139]

That would depend mostly on the coins that were in its pocket. It seems most likely that, being Punx. Phil's younger, less successful brother, the groundhog would have more pennies than other coins (also because pennies tend to proliferate in pockets and in those small bins next to cash registers). As he flipped through the air in his fall he would not be the only thing to land on his tail, and as he rubbed his rump quite dazed from his fall he would rise to see a number of images of the sixteenth president. He would pity the pennies for their uselessness (for they are, after all, the coin of the least worth in america and it would save the country more money than they are worth to stop circulating them). This would develop into a fond affection for top hats and a distrust for theatrical events. All in all, being separated from his love by 143 years would scar him much more deeply than the bruise on his tailbone.

[Jaito]

I'd have to go with Millard Fillmore (13th President) because he is claimed to look like a groundhog. So therefore, The groundhog will not be unconcious, and think he see's another groundhog, he's not delirious, so he's not mistaken. Easy.

[hellgod182]

i would say bush

[CAFK]

Waitwaitwait, we can't forget John F. Kennedy.

[n3v3rl4nd]

clearly it will fall in love with wilford brimley, of course.

[deadpony]

Bill clinton lol

[Nyokou]

It's going to fall in love with FDR.

=]

[omgitznpv]

Well, I'll have to go with Mao Zedong even though I live in the U.S.

[MystictheHedgehog]

Well, the groundhog is at the second to last spot on the chain of the most retarded animals(in other words, the groundhog is the second most retarded). If the groundhog falls on his head, he would have gone up a spot, but since he fell on his tail, he falls a spot, creating a tie for the most retarded animal. So naturally he falls in love with his equal, a cat. And who was the most retarded cat ever? Garfield. So what president does the groundhog fall in love with? James A. Garfield, the 20th president of the U.S.



P.S. I hate cats.