Old 12-12-2012, 01:16 PM   #1
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Default The FFR Holiday Song Event

Hey everyone! As you all know, the holidays are quickly closing in on us, and (albeit being a bit hectic) is quite a joyous occasion. A few of you may remember that several months back a quite entertaining contest was held by midnghtraver, where people tried their best to compile a rap about pizza. At the time I found it was extremely fun, and after a pitch to the FFR event staff (and a very generous offer to lay down a track by midnghtraver) we present to you:

The FFR Holiday Song Event

If you aren't quite sure what to do, it's actually a very simple concept. The goal is to take the track below, and try to add lyrics to make a fun song about FFR and the holidays!

https://soundcloud.com/nmilla/christmas-hip-hop2

I assure you that even if you never sung or wrote a rhyme before, that this will be quite fun to participate in. Swallow your pride, get into the holiday spirit, and send us some fun song tracks! It is the holidays after all, so even if you aren't the best song writer in the world, you'll still get a prize for sending in a legitimate submission.

Speaking of prizes...

If you send in a submission that follows the guidelines, you will automatically receive 20,000 credits when this event is over!

If you manage to pull in 3rd place, you will get an additional 30k to line your pockets with!

If you can carry yourself all the way to 2nd place, a choice of any one event or support tokens is in store! Also a cool 50k credits will be coming your way for being the lyrical mastermind that your are!

Of course, if you are the winner of this event, not only will you get a choice of two event or support tokens, but you will also get to see your song in game. Yes that's right, the winner of this competition will have their silly sing over stepped and put in game! Of course you'll also get an additional 75,000 credits, which will no doubt fund that time slot in that big name studio to get your name out there.

Now as fun as all of this sounds, there are a few rules that need to be followed if you wish to participate:

1) Although I will allow cutting of the track if necessary, there is to be no remixing of the song.* This competition is supposed to be fairly accessible to everyone, and people putting spins on this with FL studio or something doesn't really seem fair in the scheme of things. Just you, the song, and your mic. No more, no less.

2) When you submit, also please include your lyrics along with the song itself. Although songs are supposed to be audible, there are times when a word or phrase may get muffled, and having readily available lyrics makes the reviewing process much easier for judges. Considering you'll probably be making a lyrics sheet on your own accord anyway, this shouldn't be any issue.

3) I won't be too strict on this, but bear in mind that your song could potentially be in game, so don't go overboard with lyrical NSFW. A swear or two or an innuendo aren't the end of the world, just don't make it the focus of the song is all.

So if you can do all that, you are good to go! I would personally like to use SoundCloud or YouTube for submissions because we actually have embedding tags for those. Unless you really can't do either of those for some strange reason, try to send submissions to us that way so they can be placed in the thread later on.

I can't wait to see you all in the contest, and so you know:

Submission deadline: 12/20/12 at 11:59:59pm server time!

Once this passes, we'll keep you up to date on the judging process!

Have fun, and happy holidays!

* Rule 1: EXCEPTION
For the sake of this competition, a tempo change does not count as a remix, provided you adhere to the following posted message:
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AS LONG as you increase the tempo of the entire song, and don't use this as a method to severely speed up / slow down certain sections to make the song feel overall different from the original.
This exception was agreed upon by event staff due to a user query, if you want to see whether we will allow something, just shoot a question in the thread before starting. If you are recording and are not sure how to do this, pick up audacity. It's a great program for recording, and will allow you to do a lot of things that could help you in this event (ie: moving your voice to sync, layering your voice, changing tempo).
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Submissions (listed in alphabetical order):

Dvaskate
http://soundcloud.com/skyler-stone-1/my-ffr-rap-dvaskate
Yeah I can't believe this lagg,
life's a mother f'ing dragg,
but it's all good, still rockin FFR swagg,
lookin for my magical bag,
to pull all the presents I need,
better take heed, I gots no money,
but I won't concede, gotta figure out how to get through the holidays,
find the right verb-phrase, to get my family off my back,
if there weren't cliche's, wouldn't need a raise,
but I keep it poppin anyways, like salt and vinegar lays,
like the sun with a million and one rays,
I'm hot like fire, prior to blue I blaze white,
wait, hold tight, keep it goin all night,
because bitch I'm burnin bright, adjourn your eyes,
don't concern yourself about me, cause this is the reprise,
stop shouting into the skies, because its took a million and one tries,
but I still ain't unlocked the bird's concrete nosedive,
or disconnected hardkore, and forget about token whore,
but whatever I'm done for today, no more,
just some mother lickin free play, to increase my grandtotal,
cause my hands are motile, I gots motility,
remember reality is how you percieve, perception is reality,
got credibility, I percieve my life as a movie made by disney,
ain't heard of anyone with the {[surname sisney,]}<-----Part messed up when I uploaded song!
slow down for a second, beckon you with my rap style,
as i defile, my keyboard with my fingers, I linger around the forums,
wound up in the wrong evirons, can't ya hear the sirens,
better press the back button, never eatin mutton,
cause I don't like sheep, never sleep, just play FFR,
more worn out than a white dwarf star, tell me who you are,
cause I ain't heard your name, do you really play the game,
won't ever be in the hall of fame, but its okay, it's all the same,
kill anyone that's a witness, earnin credits, and no I ain't metis,
not really this season's about forgiveness, yea I can go the distance,
I'm about the business, so have a merry christmas, have a merry christmas.


Infinity.


So uhh.. the first time was light
but this time it's oni
sideways eight ffr

rappin' bout the holidays
put you in a daze fa' days
rhymes burnin' chestnuts go a{blaze}
bells ringtingjingaling like some sleighs
zigzag santa route like a maze
reindeer droppings leaving haze
but shit don't stop me, doodoo pays
it's that holiday cheer, christmas craze
so, raise your egg nog and find yourself some mistletoe
watchin' polar express waiting for the whistle blow
wishing for a white christmas with some crazy snow
hot chocolate, sledding, snowball fights, you already know
so it just goes to show, holidays just can't be beat
no school, presents rule, just ask the kids on 34th street
no deceit, I love to greet sleet and some sweet treats
and when the holidays are over I retreat to repeat
another year's defeat, where I can live it all again
addicted to cardboard fruitcake and champagne like cocaine
so release the reigns and let the reindeer run train
there are presents to obtain and yuletide cheer to attain

half a decade in the making, still addicted to this game
AAA, trying to star fame like shashakiro is insane
bemanichris never tricked us, he was {frozen} and inane
jealous of data drain or tired of middie's disdain
all the same, the forums are the best place to blow steam
through jumpstream, posting regimes, pony teams, and moonbeam,
it always seems the site gleams of a rhythmic world of dreams
admin's running a computer dream, congratulate with egg cream

so use your NOGgin, and take hold of your tobaggen
we're riding on sleet or snow, you could say we're torley wongin'
excited for the tappin' future, jewpin january songin'
all along, I know I will belong for life long
so here's this winter song, a tale of credits and community
gaming our lives away, but atleast it's in some unity
wishing for 'the urn' that golden opportunity
of imperfection immunity, pleading for impunity

so here's a toast, to all the dude's out at flash flash
whether it's arrows you smash or rainbows you dash
2013, keep the beats asplash, and the chiptune, thrash
and most of all, no combo whoring, it's embarassing to mash


Jductape
https://soundcloud.com/duckjt/ffr-rap
I’m santa clause and I gotta say
There ain’t nothing in the north pole that won’t stand in my way
Just sit down and play ffr
Cause I need some competition, I’m a shooting star

What do you want for Christmas you little punk
Cause you ain’t getting nothing till you triple a blood drunk
That’s the kind of level that I want to see
Or else you’re getting nothing but coal from me

Saaaanta he’s coming to town
Play your ffr or you’ll let him down
He’s making a list and checking it twice
Better be good cause he’s as cold as ice

What do you want me to do, go ho ho on you?
Cause I will, I’m not afraid unlike someone who
Breaks down into tears after black flagging planet karma
Come on man, it’s as easy as a diarahma
120bpm is the most that you’ll ever do
Don’t even dream more, you haven’t got it in you
You think that you’re good at Smashing keys
Well don’t even fool yourself cause I’m the bees knees

Saaaanta he’s coming to town
If you think you’re king then you better step down
He’s making a list and checking it twice
Don’t get too hopeful cause he’s quite precise

My fingers were sculpted on me by the gods
They can do other things, especially mrs. Clause
Making love to my wife, I got presents popping out
What’s the most you can do, full combo freak out?
I am pulled by the power of dasher and Dixon
What’s your computer made of, parts from a trash bin?
I’m SANTAA CLAUSEE goin ho ho on yo ass
Your ffr skills are lacking class
Wanna mail me a letter? Cause I’m easy to find
Just go to multiplayer and you will be mine
You think you’ve got all the P A around?
Please, my elves they will give you a flesh wound
But have no fear for I am quite jolly
They call me a saint for all the joy to the
Flash flash community


Justin
https://soundcloud.com/justin_ator/holiday-hip-hop
The children are settled, all snug in, their beds,
While visions of mechanical keyboards just float in their heads,

Credits for Christmas, a skillboost or two,
Expert AAA for me, blackflag for you

Event staff bringing gifts to us, prizes for Christmas? that's a plus,
Smashin arrows to the tune, of yuletide carols 'neath the moon,

You know how we do it here, Tappin keys from year to year
Now let's go rep some FFR, Go show that Christmas cheer

~~~~~

It's the chilly time of year, when the relatives appear,
Lit up neighborhoods and stores all full of Christmas cheer,

Ho ho ho check out that snow, and notice how the cold wind blows,
Chillaxin by the fire watchin nothing but our favorite shows,

Town's main street covered in lights, almost all spirits bright,
Kids around the world dreamin of presents all night,

Gettin so cozy in my chair, arrows scrollin errywhere,
My peeps stayin up late smashin arrows, no one cares

~~~~~

Little Mike played a song, one small arrow missed,
Raged and broke his laptop screen, man he was so pissed,

But this year round, little Mikey had been good,
Christmas night came, and when Saint Nick reached his hood,

Down the chimney Santa slid, knowin the wants of every kid,
'Neath the lit up Christmas tree a new laptop he hid,

Mikey woke up on Christmas morn, stumbled out the door,
A big square box in bright red wrap just sitting on the floor....

So now you know, at this point Mikey just opens the present,
and goes "holy freakin crap, it's a new laptop" ecstatic to be able to play
FFR again ... why don't I ever get a new laptop for Christmas? come to
think of it I'm probably not getting anything for Christmas this year.
I don't think Santa likes me. ... oh well

~~~~~

You better not pout, you better not cry,
Hating a chart cause you suck at it? not a good reason why,

Keep practicin, and ...you'll get better soon
Hoppin ranks while people get jealous, makin da ladies swoon

Randoms on the internet more like dysfunctional family,
I beat your scores and you, well, better congratulate me,

Lots of events, and a couple great tournaments,
Too long on our forums this Christmas I'll have spent,

~~~~~

And with that I bring this session to a close,
About a beastly arrow game and a reindeer with a red nose,

A magical talking snowman with a girl made of sunshine,
AAA on Carol Megamix, I'm doing just fine,

What about you, you ready for this Christmas season?
I'm pumped for the holidays, we all know the reason

Lots of good fun and times with people that we love,
We'll see you next year FFR, that's all that I could think of~


Justinianian
https://soundcloud.com/justinianian/my-ffr-in-a-nutshell


lookinh for some rythem games, I didn't have a step pad, looking through the net when my brother showed this game to me, I fell
into its trap right away, blown away by the arrows passing me, all the way, night and day.
so while i was getting it, finding all the hang of it, i found a song I really liked, nearly took me out i was like yike,
but it was spirited away, locked behind 75 k, and
*in background*I lost my song it was taken i wil play it maybe some day
wait, are you guys serious? before it was free now i
gottta spend 60 thousand hours beating this?
I played this game for days, put myself into a haze, but it was gone and that wasn't all of it, see i was drivin my brothers out of it, through the roof, overboard, total nuts.
if they heard clickin keys, they swore they'd break my knees
so if I wanted to play this game i was stucl
*background* staying up all night to play this game without driving my entire family insane i'm
staying up late at night, trying to reach my goal, smashing on my keys over all the holidays,
I am tryin to be considerate, but consider it a problem when i only do 15 songs in a day
so yea I was looking for a compromise, looking for a way to surprise,
wanted to get my prize but in the end I was just
staying up all night to play this game without driving my entire family insane i'll
go to bed before christmas day comes along or else my parents will throw me out of the
so I find myself in here, strapped to the fear,
i need seven tee k and am only one thrid the way
what do i do
Its been 3 years and i'm makin it, but i find myself just as close to breakin it
even looked for a way just to make it easier, and i found this thing to be a little breezier
but in the end, I find i don't care, this game is good enough for the fare,
I've play this game before and when i finish this beat ima go and play it some more,
ill play it so hard ill unlock that song for sure you bet, high score
so grab some chips, some dips, some drinks and then we'll play this game to the brink.
and when we're all finished we'll sleep we'll eat and then we'll tweet it.


MarioNintendo
https://soundcloud.com/marionintendo/santas-sm-story
Old Santa was having a groovy day
With the elves and reindeers, he was O-K
Party in the North Pole twenty-four hours a day
To mix vodka with wine and then crash on the hay

In his hometown, the dude is pretty famous,
Partially for his factory, it's obvious,
But when he's drunk, Santa is a real mess
He can Triple-A Rave7... while playing chess!

Yeah, believe me. The dude's got skill.
In Sweden, he's the number one target to kill,
Not only because he is way too hardcore,
But because he also beat saiain and isaac's high scores!

One day he woke up after he had a blast
And remembered that his fun was never meant to last
Soon he would craft gifts for kids all over the planet
He came up with a plan, I don't think you can guess it?

He flew over to Pakistan, during the night
Took some random plastic items to give them new life,
Built himself a mega-computer with elf magic
And then burned stepmania on every single disc!

He wrapped them up with care, doing his own affair,
But suddenly, a weird scent replaced the air,
In the sky, people looked down at him with malice,
And shouted: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST BY STEPMANIA POLICE"

Wow, stepmania police. Haven't heard about them in a long whille. I mean, sure they have their helicopter, their fancy car, but I don't think they stand a chance. Know why? Santa has his swag. So, you know, when they told him to raise his hands, get in the car, you know what he said? I'll tell you what he said, he said:

"Sons, what's this travesty, might I ask?
I never used double setup or judge 1 in my life!
I'm only spreading the word, before the game goes dead
You guys are really clueless, are your brains made outta lead?"

"Hold it!, " said captain officer Kommisar
Don't say a word or I'll crash your face in the wall.
Drop those copies of Stepmania or I'll lose my cool,
And share FFR instead, you tragic, immense fool"

Santa said "whoa". Couldn't find a reply.
He dropped the discs and blue birds started to fly (!?).
He said "fine, I'll share this game, but, god forbid,
Don't you dare take it down like tass and Synthlight did."

And here, my friends, is the end of our story
Of how our community came to be.
LIke Santa be cool, don't be a tool,
And a very merry christmas from me to you!


SnipertimeX6
https://soundcloud.com/heming-liang/oldies-reppin-festivus
Gettin' real high on holiday cheer
My flow's in second gear,
Haven't played this game in years,
Nostalgia's leavin me in tears.
All my favorite songs from the days of old,
Keepin me warm when the days get cold.
Reppin them oldies with my lines of gold,
Get ready to get facerolled. Here we go-
I'm a Terror From Beyond with my super groove,
I'll make you get up and Get On The Move.
It's a Story of Snowman and Sunshine Girl
When the holiday blizzard Shags the whole world.
I'm one-three-six-point-six percent trouble.
When you witness the Return F SuperDouble.
I got mad beatz on Seattle's Finest,
It's A Hundred Bar Blackout of me, your highness.
I'm funkier than that Funk In G,
The Cat Walk, Too, was made for me.
I setup my G-strings way Too Tight
On my Slap Guitar 2, time to tune it right.
Cone on, these songs are way too easy,
My raps be gettin' a little cheesy,
You gotta step it up, ain't that the truth,
Cuz my flow's like provolone, it's just that smooth.
I'm golden as cheddar, my wit's as sharp,
So whaddaya say we make a time warp?
It's time to up the difficulty, playa,
Or you'll just get wrecked in multiplaya.
I'll rip you apart with my Force of Light,
Send you on a Night of Flight,
I'm pretty sure it's not yet time for End Night,
Cuz these dope-ass rhymes got no end in sight.
You can't handle my Hyper Pressure,
I play top gear and I'm MAX Forever.
Can't handle the Tension? I'll give you a teaser,
Cuz you know I'm such a Fantranstic Crowdpleaser.
Wish upon me, I'm an Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star,
I'll show you The Games We Played on FFR,
I'll Kick Your A with my Classical Insanity,
And I'll See You Dance when I Play It Funky.
I'll take you on a Roller Coaster Ride.
It's a Tribal Revival of That Tethnic Vibe.
Witness my Resurrection In Progress.
I can still rap faster than that Summer -Speedy Mix-
You can't touch this, I'm a Gaussian Blur,
Shining brighter than the Manhattan Sapphire.
Tonight's we celebrate with a party for u (holy night mix)
And finish the holiday with Carol Megamix.


SSBMchamp
https://soundcloud.com/ssbmchamp/ffr-holiday-song

Its super smash bros champ, the biggest gamewhore
Went from the bottom to top, makin' a name for
Myself, movin up through the ranks, got no boundaries no lengths, I just wanna say thanks
To any haters that have doubted me
Might have started as a joke but, there’s about to be
A new number one, and no one’s stoppin’ me
From pursuing what im doin, as I’m crusin’ all the way up to the top you’ll see
Been addicted from day one, okay son
Any other rhy-thm games, they aint fun
Hundred games a day, I can’t just play one
Sittin home, smashin keys, in my parent’s base-munt
FFR got me in the holiday spirit
got my wish list, only thing that I need is
a new keyboard cuz that time I got heated
playing death piano, had me yellin’ and screamin’

Flash flash revolution, it’s the solution
To being bored and killin’ time….execution
Where else can you go to play new songs every week
Yeah, that’s what I thought, now sing along with me and say
Flash flash revolution, it’s the solution
To being bored and killin’ time….execution
Where else can you go to play new songs every week
Yeah, that’s what I thought, now sing along with me yeah

[Talking]
Yo Eminem better watch out.......we got a new white rapper
who goes by the name.....super....smash....bros...champ
haha!..........we still got verse number 2!
Uhh.....Uhhh....Yeah....Uhhh....Listen!

Oh look what time it is……it’s time to play some more
Stare at the screen for hours, until my face is sore
Yeah, I’ll play right through the night, I’ll play until it gets light, all I need is excite-bike
Yeah or maybe flight of the bumblebee
Keep movin’ up the ranks, now guys are under me
Been here for 6 years, and it’s still fun for me
If I have a kid, you know my son will be
An addict like his dad, playin games and getting mad
Only difference is that he’ll get all the stuff I never had
Like triple A’s and tokens, his keyboard won’t be broken
and will I win this contest, man I don’t know but I’m hopin’
And by the way this is my first time using audacity
So if you’re listening to this thinkin aww that’s shitty
Well....then you’re probably right
I thought it sounded alright
Merry Christmas goodnight
Peace!


t-rogdor
https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
AW SHIT
IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


Top (submitted via pm)
https://soundcloud.com/topsm/holiday-rap

smashin on dem arrows tokin on the green
misses equal zero on Obscene Amount of Steam but i'm only D3
look at me tap the keys makin references to weed
and i lack the speed for SMB theme
but you know i triple-A Hero Reconsidering
nah j/k but once i get that gleam, in my eye
you know, You Will Die, das right, beddy bye
World of Dreams, Flying High, Summer Starry Sky,
When Penguins Fly? uh, what the fu-
Shootin arrows down yeah they're sittin ducks
even if they're scrollin up, eh, it's mostly luck
mash it up! Monster Mash! that's Halloween though,
we on Christmas now, Let It Snow! keep the flow,
bbblow up, Sail AwaY and come back another day,
when you're not banned Top, pullin out all the stops,
livin in Nebraska, we grow all the crops.

Verse number 2 and I can't say enough,
bout how much i love all of yall, yeah so much love,
So open up them presents and get more stuff,
even if my life's going pretty rough, that's tough,
gotta stick it out, punch out, title bout, cat's out,
not feelin sorry just thought yall should know about,
my tribulations, it's the holiday occassion!
so let's see them smiles on them beautiful faces!

Just cuz the main beat goes don't mean you gotta stop, not go,
keep it goin, keep it flowin, only got so much time to say,
watchu want about the FFR Holiday! We crazy!
Trapped in our rooms, rottin away, what I say?
I love yall! So let's play another Guru 80, even bring yo lady.
Man we friggin lazy! Lazy Summer Days, bound cuz winter,
yall get the compound, don't get confound,
do i smile? as you keep that frown, clown?
hell yeah i do cuz its FFR X-MAS, all on the nice list!
Get what you want, those emotions are priceless,
We are the specialists of smashin, bashin, crashin,
lashin out our anger, hey arrows, danger!
see, i'm not a stranger to bangin these keys down
with my bros and sistas, especially on Twister,
Hey mista, how'd you get so good at that game?
Don't you think it's lame playing for no fame?
A stupid arrow game with no point? it's a waste!
Man, get out my face before I upper deck ya,
yeah I'm gonna check ya, right in the face!
You're a waste! Playing Call of Duty with no highscore place,
Don't you see I'm on the pace, it's a race,
to the World Record, past the flag that's checkered,
FFR you know I respect ya.


UrineTastesGood
https://soundcloud.com/kid-shaman/stunting-on-xmas

turn the music up in the headphones

the only thing i want for christmas is a copy of vrofl
d4 (user: d4u7211) got it i could hack him but that's unlawful
so instead ill eat some pringles maybe shoot a text to kringle
tell him careful on the shingles with all them hooves and jingles
but um its december 24th
they prolly steady sweating at the pole at the north
meanwhile i be in my pj's chillin at the fireplace of course
beard man ogling google maps to plot his course
familys here im hiding in my room jack-hammering
god mom ill never full combo the aim anthem
if you keep on interrupting me . . . JESUS!
christ was born on december 25th a fifth
of eggnog pour it grandma i need it to toast with
i spit it divine then we wine we dine
we dance in a line around the living room pine
and everything is all fine until grandpa hurts his spine
mom comes in all like hey yo the whole damn fam
they be in the kitchen eating on some christmas ham
im like hold on mom im trying to GO ham. DAMN
i dont even like ham yo just save me a yam, ma'am
santa be spread tonight like a s k and l
and suddenly he be the mini dizzy flurry of activity
be galloping across the skies like its july
smiley while he crossing over sky high



and now for an instrumental break
i've got a lot of pleghm in my throat right now



elves up north will get a break in just a while
probably the moment that the last toy hits the pile
santa only be within a couple thousand miles
while im locked up and fastened slaying stepfiles
i steady get the fc nearly cried about an sdg
coulda been a aaa now i wanna murder in the third degree
oh wait its christmas time.. ill just have a cup of tea
sit down on the couch and watch cuz charlie brown is on tv
santa called he said i better watch my god forsaken step
i told him calm down im always watching steps
jacks jumps streams rolls and stairs too
chimneys and rooves ill be watching you step through
misteltoe is on display you know we keep it good and gay
no foul play uncle and we'll see the red sleigh
i guess thats all i got to really say anyway
so ffr have a dainty little holiday


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Hell yeah, been waiting for another one of these!
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That intro is really artsy but in a hard to like way. Some notes feel wrong, no offense milla :P The rest of the song is sick though.

Like last time, I'm definitely in for this! hopefully I'll be able to come up with something decent.
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Sounds fun. Correct me if I'm wrong but I got a couple questions. By "your own microphone" are you referring to any mic that is built into my laptop because I have no actual microphone on like a stand. And since you want it submitted on youtube does this mean it's as easy as playing the instrumental music in the background while filming ourselves with the webcam?
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Sounds fun. Correct me if I'm wrong but I got a couple questions. By "your own microphone" are you referring to any mic that is built into my laptop because I have no actual microphone on like a stand. And since you want it submitted on youtube does this mean it's as easy as playing the instrumental music in the background while filming ourselves with the webcam?
You can use whatever mic you have available but quality will affect you a bit in the judging process since this is going to end up in game. It would be better if you used something like audacity to record your voice into the track rather than using a webcam.
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So great, will definitely at least try to come up with something for this
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Doing this. Lets go. :P
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ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
AW SHIT
IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it
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doing this tomorrow swerve
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ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
AW SHIT
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WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it
Submitting in the thread is what you're supposed to do anyway.
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Hmm... i might actually try this... im not that good though xD
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lol trogdor. i look forward to hearing the rest
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ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
AW SHIT
IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it
lmao
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Haha. I'm a beat boxer. So.... can I add that? :P
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ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
AW SHIT
IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it
gibberish = winner.
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Just got off work and was basically mumbling to myself the whole time. Not my submission just random lol
https://soundcloud.com/8hour/lolrandom

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ok i did it ~channelin my inner riff raff~

https://soundcloud.com/dicksoak/white-boy-holiday-rap-leaked/s-e2wxw
AW SHIT
IT'S THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLIDAYS
WE DOIN IT ON THE INTERNET WEB 2.0
2012
DROPPIN FRESH BEATS AW WE GO

white boy rappin, yultide trappin
santa in that lambo with the presents in the back bitch
i want em- i need em-
family presents? just feed em
lazy cheeto speedo (lazy cheeto speedo)
it's christmas time in hollis queens
yeah i stole that line from run dmc
comedy rap, it's where it's at
canjust say "toilet cat"!
ffr ffr
why i gotta rap about ffr
no studio, just my lame-ass car
why i gotta rap about ffr
repeatin lines that's a way to save time
show me yours and i'll show u mine (PRESENTS!)
santa hit that lean
now my presents in italics
made an ASCII me
now my presence in italics

switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
aw man that new kickdrum is hella sweet
i'm about that life
wastin all my time
cuttin lines at the club with a gotdang knife
switchin up the beat
switchin up the beat
reapeatin myself like my gotdang tweets
weed hitler on twitter
u know me come hither
i dunno what the hell rhymes with hither

[rant about hither]

hey there's santa
he's in that car
he's doin the things he's uh
drivin the stars
yeah i'm riffin i'm raffin
i'm cattin
pet that cat kiss that cat god i love that fuckin cat

aw
aw man
here we go alright
sayin random words [gibberish]
makin up my own language [gibberish]
[gibberish]
it's the holidays, it's the [gibberish]
Stepmania? something like that
hey! what's up! how ya doin! i'm me
what are you doin next to that bigass tree
hanging out the tree doin some weed
smokin some weed who the hell says doing weed
i dunno this rap fuckin sucks
doin it and doin it and doin it and... yeah.


too dumb to actually submit so instead here you all can enjoy it

LOL! Best part of my day so far!
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