Drop an item and kill yourself with it.

[xXOpkillerXx]

I take the stick and make a nice slingshot with it. First time I ever shoot anything with that. I go take some very sharp objects, pick one of them and put it in the slingshot, ready to shoot it on someone. As I'm holding my breath to aim like a sharpshooter, an ant comes off a little hole from the stick. It reaches my hand and walks toward my elbow. I'm very nervous right now and I'm shaking a lot. The ant gets closer and closer, I'm sweating, can't aim correctly....... I can't take it anymore; I shoot the object, miss the target but I really Don't care, take the stick and stab the ant a few times, making deep bloody holes in my arm. As I'm crying and asking for help by screaming, my target realizes that I wanted to kill him, so he comes to me and kick me in the face very hard, breaking my neck. I lay on the ground, on some deserted street, dead.


I drop a porn movie.

[Winrar]

I went home excited (literally) to watch the first porno ever since I just turned 18. I put the tape into the vcr (dvds can go suck it) part way through the film, a woman came out of the screen and we started doing it. We went to sleep after finishing up on the bed upstairs. I had awoken from a strange dream wondering if it was all real, as I was heading to the kitchen for a glass of water I stepped on a nail. I screamed out in pain and hopped on one foot, while hopping I crashed into an open bottle of water on the counter and slipped on it hitting my head against the corner of the counter. While falling I hit my hand against a lava lamp dropping it.

tl;dr i died and dropped a lava lamp

[SocoNhydro420]

I find a lavalamp next to a decaying corpse. Ignoring the body, I run home excitedly to try out my treasure, only to find the bulb inside was broken. Having no spare bulbs I steal the bulb from my geckos heat lamp and screw it into the lamp and turn it on. The solid goo starts bubbling and I become insanely mesmorized by the sight. My face barely an inch from the lamp, it suddenly explodes from the water boiling inside. Shards of hot glass shred through my eyes into my brain, killing me instantly.

I drop a bag of 100x extract salvia.

[iironiic]

If you all know me too well, I am really innocent when it comes to smoking. I have never considered smoking to be an integrating part of my life. One day, I was walking along the sidewalk and saw that broken lava lamp and that mysterious bag. Even though I don't smoke, I thought it would be a great opportunity to make some cash. So I snatched that bag. As I turned around the corner, a group of people formed a wall and were interfering my intended path home. To my surprise, they happened to be Soco's friends who were expecting to obtain that bag from him. I guess they assumed that I killed Soco with the lava lamp for the drugs. Man did I screw myself over. I have a few choices: I could willingly give up the bag of 100x extract salvia to them or I could run away. They seem like they were armed so running away won't do any good considering the fact that I'm outnumbered. So that leaves me with the option of giving up my drugs. I shouldn't be asking for money because they'd probably beat the living shit out of me. So I reached in my pocket, and hand them the bag of drugs I took from Soco. The leader of the gang reached in his pocket, took out his pistol, and shot me in the forehead. He walks up to me, spits on me, and said, "That's all you got brah?!"

I lie there bleeding to death with a backpack of flowers for my dying grandmother in the hospital. :'(

[00Razor00]

uh what did you drop? ^

[TC_Halogen]

The item dropped was a backpack full of flowers.

[LJRoX]

Those flowers were Nependeath from maplestory, they dealt 2300 damage and I died cause i didnt use a potion.

I dropped a grain of sand.

[Emithith]

The grain of sand makes me feel revitalized after being hit by the Chevy. I start a new adventure with my face looking like it went through the blender, scaring everyone around me. Soon a bounty is placed on my head and I go underground. I go insane and go on a rampage out side. The SWAT team quickly disposes of me making me drop a half eaten Bacon Cheeseburger.

[XCV]

Originally Posted by SocoNhydro420

I drop a bag of 100x extract salvia.

Thought this said "saliva" lol

Bacon being against my religion (not really) I eat the burger before I look at it. Then, realizing the gross error I made, I proceed to commit ritualistic suicide.

My hat falls to the ground.

[smartdude1212]

Being in a Berserker mosh pit at the time, the carnage ensued.

I drop a wailing pile of infants.

[Crashfan3]

So I crawl up out of a shallow grave beneath a pier (like a boss) and notice that someone dropped nine or ten screaming babies at the oceanside. This can only mean one thing: archery practice. I coax them downrange with a bag of Reeses' Pieces and then skewer the little bastards one by one. By the time I impaled the seventh one, some passerby human rights activists notices my deeds in progress and whips out a crowbar and bludgeons me back to the other side from whence I came. The murder weapon is left at the scene.

tl;dr: I go Robin Hood on the infants and some soccer mom crowbars me, the item dropped is a bloody crowbar.

[master q60]

I was planning a robbery but all I was missing was a crowbar to pry open the doors. I went walking around to a site where there were rumors of a Robin Hood siting and went to see for myself. When I get there I notice a bloody crowbar. I pick it up and go home to wash the blood off. The day then came when I decided to pull off my robbery. I go to the bank that I was planning to rob and used my crowbar to get in. I get to the vault door and realized there is a test you first have to pass to get in. Little did I know that this bank belonged to Rubix and fail the test to AAA RATO and I get sniped in the head.

I dropped a copy of Inception

[rushyrulz]

I picked up the book, read chapter one and was so confused at the end that my head exploded.

I dropped my running chainsaw.

[pmonibuv1]

I was running through a field, tripped and fell on the running chainsaw.

I drop my balls.

[ChrisReams]

Originally Posted by rushyrulz

I dropped my jar of 100 year old peach preserves I cleverly named "sploosh."

omg, I busted out laughing
(TPDNC)

[Emithith]

At my funeral someone puts a plume from a pheonix on my grave. Not realizing that it would totally nerd-revive me, I stumble out of my grave revived and revitalized. I walk around and find a set of balls on the ground. Not knowing what to think I walk past it. I hope for the best on my walk, hoping that I will not meet death again for a long, long time. Not ten minutes later I meet the SWAT soldier that shot me, he goes crazy thinking I had somehow turned into a zombie, and shoots me dead on sight.

I drop snakeskin
(I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BALLS, PMON >_<)

[gnr61]

It is suddenly 1930 and I am returning from an auction at which I'd purchased a sleek new refrigerator weighing just 370lbs. Bereft a dolly, however, I am forced to carry the cumbersome appliance in front of me for the entire six block walk home. My visibility rather diminished, I snag myself first on a crack of sidewalk; then find myself prevented by a puddle of residual rain and muck; and finally render a small, yappy-sounding dog unconscious or dead by an 'accidental' chip with the corner of my new refrigerator. Feet away from my apartment door at last, I realize I have no plausible means of transporting the appliance to the seventh floor on which I live (despite my tremendous aptitude for moving it halfway across the city). Flummoxed, it suddenly strikes me that there is a coiled old snakeskin a little ways down the street surrounded by old men in robes performing some shamanic ritual. I call to them, desperate for some help in lifting the fridge up several flights of stairs, but angered at having been distracted the shamans opt to focus their energies on me, and summon a lightning bolt to strike me dead. A condor swoops in and claims the refrigerator to the skies. I drop my auction paddle.

[sorry i am reeeally high right now and this is just about the perfect game]

[pmonibuv1]

>:[

[Emithith]

Originally Posted by pmonibuv1

>:[

I could donate them to the sperm donor bank if you want. :3
also, if it were 1930, how would you get the snakeskin that I dropped in 2011? x_____x
(TPDNC)

[gnr61]

shamans, yo