I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Shadow_of_fear · 11-7-2005, 04:28 PM

Well, this has been happening for a while.... this guy... (OH!! Yes, I'm a girl just in case you didnt know) anywho, this guy named Jole has been following me for so long now. He folows me to my locker( i'm in highschool by the way) and looks at me... all the time! Its scary! He's not even in my class and he will follow me to my class and once I get in, he will go to his! he is very ugly, and his face scares me... a lot... i really need tips on getting him away from me... gosh...... i need a hug..^^;;; Um.. anywho, i need advice!

**Kilgamayan** · 11-7-2005, 04:30 PM

Let a school authority know about it.

natetheffrer · 11-7-2005, 04:36 PM

Hmmmm... shadow of fear, that sounds like a guy username.

**Starshot** · 11-7-2005, 04:54 PM

Turn around and say, "I like females, back off"

Seriously, it'll work.

Mindfields · 11-7-2005, 05:54 PM

HI STARSHOT.
You should like
Go out with him for a week or two
And act all nice and stuff (DO NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT AT ALL)
Then dump him, while doing so, use these lines;
"It's not me, it's you." and "It's just...you're two f***ing ugly...."
Oh, video tape and putfile.com plz.

msbrunnettemickey · 11-7-2005, 05:56 PM

Kick him in the nuts.

Sol_Solis · 11-7-2005, 05:59 PM

My god, like you wouldn't believe it.

No, but seriously, I do that all the time to this one person. I'm like, totally obsessed.

But what you should seriously do is talk to him. Don't let it get any further. Break him if you must.

**chickendude** · 11-7-2005, 06:06 PM

tell him to GTFO

or one day you should just wear a huge cape

NaOTa4231 · 11-7-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by msbrunnettemickey

Kick him in the nuts.

We think alike

jewpinthethird · 11-7-2005, 06:25 PM

Don't bathe for like...a week or so.

No, wait, bathe in bacon grease...for a week or so. Man, no one will want to get near you after that.

Or you could bring a knife to school, just in case.

Or a gun...yeah, bring a gun.

And shoot people for no reason.

It is a very efficient way to scare people off.

Or kill a hobo and where his/her skin.

**Tank101** · 11-7-2005, 06:32 PM

I'm gonna be nice and help you with you.

All I need is your name, state, city, address, phone number, what color hair you have, what eye color, who are your closest friends, and where do you like to hang out the most?

Also...how many dark places are there in your park during the day...

Tasuke · 11-7-2005, 06:36 PM

Show him your penis.

NaOTa4231 · 11-7-2005, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tank101

I'm gonna be nice and help you with you.

All I need is your name, state, city, address, phone number, what color hair you have, what eye color, who are your closest friends, and where do you like to hang out the most?

Also...how many dark places are there in your park during the day...

LOL

Just scream incredibly loud and maybe he'll run off.............forever?

vashthestampede0987 · 11-7-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tasuke

Show him your penis.

Tasuke wins at life.

MrGiggles · 11-7-2005, 06:59 PM

Do something extremely weird around him.
Or, fart really loudly and say, "God! That Mexican food just goes right through me" That'll work for sure. If it doesn't, then there is something wrong with him.

jewpinthethird · 11-7-2005, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrGiggles

Do something extremely weird around him.
Or, fart really loudly and say, "God! That Mexican food just goes right through me" That'll work for sure. If it doesn't, then there is something wrong with him.

Better yet, fart and say "oh man, I think I just sh*t my pants" and run off.

Unless your stalker friend has a sh*t fetish, it should work.

Tokzic · 11-7-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

Unless your stalker friend has a sh*t fetish, it should work.

That'd be some serious backfire right there - it'd be good to say, "No one follow me," before running off. Just in case.

jewpinthethird · 11-7-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokzic

"No one follow me"

Hahah.

_m0nkeyz_ · 11-7-2005, 08:32 PM

Tell him that your scaring him, and that you are feeling stalked... If that doesn't work just hit him across the face with a binder/textbook xP

Boneti · 11-7-2005, 08:56 PM

oh snap! go cut yourself

11-7-2005, 04:28 PM	#1
Shadow_of_fear FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Shadow World Posts: 42	I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! Well, this has been happening for a while.... this guy... (OH!! Yes, I'm a girl just in case you didnt know) anywho, this guy named Jole has been following me for so long now. He folows me to my locker( i'm in highschool by the way) and looks at me... all the time! Its scary! He's not even in my class and he will follow me to my class and once I get in, he will go to his! he is very ugly, and his face scares me... a lot... i really need tips on getting him away from me... gosh...... i need a hug..^^;;; Um.. anywho, i need advice!

11-7-2005, 04:30 PM	#2
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 39 Posts: 6,583	RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! Let a school authority know about it. __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

11-7-2005, 04:36 PM	#3
natetheffrer FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Floor<Mendon<Rochester<New York Age: 32 Posts: 906	RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! Hmmmm... shadow of fear, that sounds like a guy username. __________________

11-7-2005, 04:54 PM	#4
Starshot /DJS\ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lamar U Age: 33 Posts: 1,794	Turn around and say, "I like females, back off" Seriously, it'll work. __________________

11-7-2005, 05:56 PM	#6
msbrunnettemickey FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BOOBALOOBA! Posts: 1,780	RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! Kick him in the nuts. __________________ בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן ודואג ודואג נורא

11-7-2005, 05:54 PM	#5
Mindfields Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Age: 32 Posts: 1,566	HI STARSHOT. You should like Go out with him for a week or two And act all nice and stuff (DO NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT AT ALL) Then dump him, while doing so, use these lines; "It's not me, it's you." and "It's just...you're two f***ing ugly...." Oh, video tape and putfile.com plz.

11-7-2005, 05:59 PM	#7
Sol_Solis FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 660	RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! My god, like you wouldn't believe it. No, but seriously, I do that all the time to this one person. I'm like, totally obsessed. But what you should seriously do is talk to him. Don't let it get any further. Break him if you must.

11-7-2005, 06:06 PM	#8
chickendude Away from Computer Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,901	RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! tell him to GTFO or one day you should just wear a huge cape __________________

11-7-2005, 06:25 PM	#10
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! Don't bathe for like...a week or so. No, wait, bathe in bacon grease...for a week or so. Man, no one will want to get near you after that. Or you could bring a knife to school, just in case. Or a gun...yeah, bring a gun. And shoot people for no reason. It is a very efficient way to scare people off. Or kill a hobo and where his/her skin.

11-7-2005, 06:32 PM	#11
Tank101 I V vi iii IV I IV V Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Tent Age: 32 Posts: 2,082	RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! I'm gonna be nice and help you with you. All I need is your name, state, city, address, phone number, what color hair you have, what eye color, who are your closest friends, and where do you like to hang out the most? Also...how many dark places are there in your park during the day...

11-7-2005, 06:36 PM	#12
Tasuke FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: where ever you aren't Age: 33 Posts: 1,671	RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked! Show him your penis. __________________

11-7-2005, 06:59 PM	#15
MrGiggles Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Skaia Age: 21 Posts: 2,846	Do something extremely weird around him. Or, fart really loudly and say, "God! That Mexican food just goes right through me" That'll work for sure. If it doesn't, then there is something wrong with him. __________________

11-7-2005, 08:32 PM	#19
_m0nkeyz_ FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1	Tell him that your scaring him, and that you are feeling stalked... If that doesn't work just hit him across the face with a binder/textbook xP

11-7-2005, 08:56 PM	#20
Boneti FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 313	oh snap! go cut yourself __________________ boneti12345: youre a blind speedwhore hidden in the closet OrigamiKid86: LOL

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