Whopper Virgins. - Page 2

OrganisM · 12-7-2008, 04:52 PM

You're only a Whopper virgin until you get the taste of that thick meat in your mouth. Then you're a whore.

**FuzenAkuma** · 12-7-2008, 05:08 PM

Personally, I like this idea.
If the Whopper wins, I'm going to try my first Whopper.
If the Big Mac wins, I'm going to try my first Big Mac.

bacalaoboy · 12-7-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OrganisM

You're only a Whopper virgin until you get the taste of that thick meat in your mouth. Then you're a whore.

That's what sh--... never mind.

I can see the the stats being BS'd just to improve marketing. I shouldn't be alone here.

Syhto · 12-7-2008, 05:43 PM

I can't ever see them producing actual results from these "tests." I just see it as a fun advertisement. The concept is kind of funny. The trials just aren't controlled enough for it to ever be official, the big mac or the whopper. The best american fast food chain burger will always be subjective. Its only clever advertising.

ImInSkool17 · 12-7-2008, 06:05 PM

Commercial imperialism at its best. Let's go to BFE and push our ****ty burgers on to people who don't know the difference between a good meal and their dog's ass. This sickens me.

**x After Dawn x** · 12-7-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bacalaoboy

That's what sh--... never mind.

I can see the the stats being BS'd just to improve marketing. I shouldn't be alone here.

Oh, they will be.

**pokelda** · 12-7-2008, 06:07 PM

I need distant foreigners who has no experience with hamburgers to tell me which hamburger i should eat

**robertsona** · 12-7-2008, 06:08 PM

mojave

**dood gone krazee** · 12-7-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PlaceboFX

The first thing that struck my mind was how sick did these people get after eating all this processed crap?

Exactly what I was thinking. People over there probably aren't used to all the cholesterol. It's like if you give a kid in Africa a Hershey's Chocolate Bar, they're gonna get really sick - possibly even die - becuase they aren't used to all the sugars.

esupin · 12-7-2008, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FuzenAkuma

Personally, I like this idea.
If the Whopper wins, I'm going to try my first Whopper.
If the Big Mac wins, I'm going to try my first Big Mac.

Well, considering it's a Burger King commercial...

DoctorSerpentine · 12-7-2008, 06:19 PM

it can sense fear

**virus003** · 12-7-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pokelda

you're wrong tired old man, everyone in the world loves tender meaty beef patties and sliced juicy and ripe tomatoes put together in a hundred percent ameican bun goodness.

if you dont like hamburgers, you are no better than terrorists

Take out the tomatoes and we're good to go.

I also wonder why they put the word Whopper before Virgin.

**EnR** · 12-7-2008, 06:30 PM

Whopper vagina's.

**pokelda** · 12-7-2008, 06:32 PM

why am i thinking of vaginas flopping around like pirahnas outside water

DrKirth · 12-7-2008, 07:03 PM

All those people have had Big Macs before. They are not Big Mac virgins.

PlaceboFX · 12-7-2008, 10:14 PM

I'm watching the documentary now.

Edit:
The person directing it seemed so in awe of these people that had never eaten a hamburgure he completely forgot the purpose of all of this.

**FuzenAkuma** · 12-7-2008, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by esupin

Well, considering it's a Burger King commercial...

Point taken.
I guess I'll prepare for my first Whopper.

OrganisM · 12-7-2008, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by EnR

Whopper vagina's.

That would be a great photoshop. But I got banned for posting a shopped fleshlight here, so since nobody seems to have a sense of humor, I won't bother getting banned for the few people that would see it.

**1mpuls3** · 12-8-2008, 12:26 AM

I think the competition of the whopper vs the big mac is is dumb, but the idea of going to other countries and having them try foods they have never heard of is really cool.

Tater Tot · 12-8-2008, 01:08 AM

I've never had a whopper before, I guess I'd better get down to Burger King and lose my virginity. After all, I don't want to be the only virgin left.

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