What would you do?

[iironiic]

I will begin by describing a scenario. The next poster responds to this by putting him/herself in that scenario and posts what he/she would do in this situation. The next poster also describes another scenario for the following poster, etc.

You are in a very busy city and you see a man drop his wallet as he is rushing to catch a taxi. It seems like no one else noticed the wallet. What would you do?

[Untimely Friction]

Steal his business cards and give everything else back. He wont be able to place what was taken all day and it will drive him insane until he kills himself.

A man is hanging a rope around his neck balancing on a chair, as you walk in, the chair is kicked away~

[clasko1000]

Attempt to hold his legs up as long as i can before he kicks the shit out of me for trying to save his life. Try calling 911 without realizing that my phone also had its shit kicked in by the crazy man's legs. Proceed to hang a rope around my neck because i couldn't save him, all while balancing on a chair and then ill kick the chair away right before someone walks in.

Your walking on a fall day when someone taps you on the back. A man in a suit hands you a note that reads "All you have worked for will end in 5 days". What do you do?

[Wayward Vagabond]

continue walking like as if nothing happened because i havent really worked for much that i cant just do again. this would actually be a perfect time to start anew.

you are sitting at your desk masturbating That New Porn Fad when you notice out of the corner of your eye someone watching you. after turning your head to get a better look at who it is you notice it is your mother and she is groping her breast and has a finger down her pants. what do you do?

[Frenegade]

^ I would wake up in a cold sweat, from what I could safely say was a terrible nightmare. Then I'd notice I was disappearing into thin air. At that point, you would wake up, with a minuscule mess in your lap, realizing it was all a wet dream of your devices. Then you'd crush some keys in FlashFlashRev while awaiting that first Hot Pocket of the day. never once bothering to clean dat mess...
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Okay, new one...

You are crafting an awesome PBnJ sandwich at a millionaires house (who cares why you're there?). You slather on the peanut butter and check for the jelly, but there is no jelly in sight. BUT you notice have any fresh fruit you could imagine at your disposal to complete your sandwich. What would you do?

[omega_grunt666]

Assuming its in a kitchen where I'm making the sandwich, so long as no one cares I'm there, I'd finish up with some banana and then while I enjoy that. Blend up some strawberries, throw it in a saucepan with some sugar and lemon and make homemade jam as a thank-you for the snack.

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You wake up on a Jumbo airbus as the only passenger, you have no idea where its going and there are no flight crew other than a pilot who doesn't speak your language. What would you do?

[Wayward Vagabond]

Fuck you guys

[Frenegade]

Best thread ever