Old 08-15-2021, 01:22 AM   #281
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You use Razer equipment, I don't need to roast you, you did it to yourself.
Rich coming from the person who hasn't played in 3 freaking months and hides their about me stuff on their profile

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Old 08-15-2021, 03:44 AM   #282
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You failed the underage survival test
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Old 08-15-2021, 12:53 PM   #283
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You failed the underage survival test
You failed the "contribute to society in a useful way" test

Edit: you joined when you was 9 years old and your favorite movie is freaking Foodfight, your profile speaks for itself

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Old 08-15-2021, 09:52 PM   #284
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Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.

We wonder what your significant other thinks of that.
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Old 08-15-2021, 09:57 PM   #285
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Rich coming from the person who hasn't played in 3 freaking months and hides their about me stuff on their profile
I didn’t hide it, I don’t need to write it out because most of the people left here already know me. But let me give you a quick rundown: I’m arrogant as hell, unapologetically rude as fuck, and I probably have a few fucking screws loose in the emotion department, let alone being daft to social cues on occasion. Short hand, I’m really unpleasant to put it lightly.

But at fucking least I don’t have to add being you to that list, and I’ll gladly take having that left off.

: )

My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninja’d
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Old 08-16-2021, 11:32 AM   #286
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*repeats same joke i made the past several times*
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Old 08-17-2021, 01:18 PM   #287
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Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.

We wonder what your significant other thinks of that.
you say this like either of us have a significant other
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Old 08-17-2021, 01:20 PM   #288
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I didnít hide it, I donít need to write it out because most of the people left here already know me. But let me give you a quick rundown: Iím arrogant as hell, unapologetically rude as fuck, and I probably have a few fucking screws loose in the emotion department, let alone being daft to social cues on occasion. Short hand, Iím really unpleasant to put it lightly.

But at fucking least I donít have to add being you to that list, and Iíll gladly take having that left off.

: )

My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninjaíd
"Iím arrogant as hell," being completely honest I could tell from your forum signature that you were arrogant
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Old 08-17-2021, 03:11 PM   #289
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you didnt follow the thread rules unless you also meant to direct "you say this like either of us have a significant other" at me as well

and that wouldnt be a roast thatd be a compliment in this case
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Old 08-17-2021, 06:09 PM   #290
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ok you boiled shrimp sewer trogolodyte
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Old 08-17-2021, 07:06 PM   #291
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ad hominems, especially nonsensical ones like "boiled shrimp sewer troglodyte," are indicative of a certain mental debility and an accompanying woeful inability to properly engage with other human beings
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Old 08-17-2021, 08:00 PM   #292
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Does being verbose make you feel smarter or do you actually talk like that in your everyday speech?
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Old 08-17-2021, 08:34 PM   #293
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my regular speech is a variant of how i type, but is generally riddled with starts and stops as my brain attempts to find more needlessly obscure words to replace simpler ones in a vacuous and farcical attempt to seem like a more valuable person. so the short answer is that i probably talk this way to deflect from any number of shortcomings i have. that way, i can throw out sophomoric words like "defenestration" and "paroxysm" and smoke and mirrors my way into artificial validation.

how does it feel to ask a question so pedestrian and basic that i have already prefabricated an unusually guarded and gratuitously defensive answer waiting for it?
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Old 08-17-2021, 08:56 PM   #294
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You speak as if Microsoft Sam has become sentient, and this should concern you and your further integration as a functioning member of society.
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I do not like your avatar
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Old 08-18-2021, 12:44 AM   #296
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I just realized I was replying to someone else on a completely different page, but I don't like your avatar either
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Old 08-18-2021, 12:45 AM   #297
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for someone that can allegedly burninate the countryside you can't roast shit
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ffr hall of fame more like hall of shame boom(er) roasted
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Old 08-19-2021, 03:04 AM   #299
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Your "roasts" are about as raw as fresh flesh from an uncooked steak
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