Old 07-10-2021, 10:55 AM   #261
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!���� ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ��ERROR!�� ��True�� Daddies are irreplaceable ��I could never delete you Daddy!�� Send this to ten other ��Daddies�� who give you ��cummies�� Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌����❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ������ 3 back: you're squishy☁️�� 5 back: you're daddy's kitten������


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Old 07-10-2021, 02:28 PM   #262
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You thought that you could emulate the unfunniness of my roasts but failed in the authenticity department.
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Old 07-31-2021, 09:45 PM   #263
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you stayed in that relationship way too long
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Old 08-1-2021, 11:55 AM   #264
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You were so lazy to find a PFP that you decided to just draw one in MSPaint instead. Also, worst profile of the year award goes to you, your profile has so much green that a swamp would be jealous
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Old 08-2-2021, 02:24 PM   #265
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Your roast is at the quality level I'd expect of a 13 year old
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Old 08-2-2021, 02:24 PM   #266
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Which is to say, not very good but better than all of my roasts
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Old 08-6-2021, 07:46 PM   #267
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Rayword, the man of the hour! I'm honored to be given a chance to check to see if you have a pulse. We've got little to work with, but I can read betweeen the lines enough to see that your teeth are chattering in the roast me thread because you're a frozen block of cunt in the other one. I guess I can see it though, since the love of all your fans continuing to read every dumb review, replying with compliements, responses, and new albums wasn't real enough. Man, just face it. You're thread is weird. as. shit.
If really mean insults are what you're looking for though man, go to a real comedy club because they will roast the shit out of your dumb ass if you ask for it.
but here you're a godfather, Raywaord. now get the fuck outta here you scamp.
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Old 08-7-2021, 11:37 AM   #268
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Rayword, the man of the hour! I'm honored to be given a chance to check to see if you have a pulse. We've got little to work with, but I can read betweeen the lines enough to see that your teeth are chattering in the roast me thread because you're a frozen block of cunt in the other one. I guess I can see it though, since the love of all your fans continuing to read every dumb review, replying with compliements, responses, and new albums wasn't real enough. Man, just face it. You're thread is weird. as. shit.
If really mean insults are what you're looking for though man, go to a real comedy club because they will roast the shit out of your dumb ass if you ask for it.
but here you're a godfather, Raywaord. now get the fuck outta here you scamp.
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its the middieman
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Your profile is closed, much unlike our top-of-the-line sorting and customer care facilities.
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Old 08-12-2021, 10:51 AM   #272
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You're always broken when I'm working. Stop it.
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Old 08-12-2021, 12:48 PM   #273
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You're always scaring our customers away with the non-specifics -- just tell them where their package is or get up out of the old chair and find it for them!
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Your accuracy of what I actually do for your company is hilariously off. I don't do customer service. I'm advanced tech support, Frederick.
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Complaining to you about our SWAK program being down would be the absolute last thing that I would want to do.

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You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?
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Old 08-12-2021, 05:11 PM   #277
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You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?
You should know better than to bully your fellow employees, our dear friend. Zero Tolerance, after all.
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your so bad you keep breaking my mail and or packages. (ok like does fedex do. packages mail or both?)
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Your entire profile is what an average users profile from a crappy Sega forum from 2007 looks like
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You use Razer equipment, I don't need to roast you, you did it to yourself.
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