Ask Aarrghh Anything

aarrghh · 01-20-2014, 05:22 AM

Trogdor!!!! · 01-20-2014, 05:27 AM

will you marry me

aarrghh · 01-20-2014, 05:43 AM

aarrghh

**xAlphaWolf** · 01-20-2014, 07:05 AM

are u Nathan

**Staiain** · 01-20-2014, 07:16 AM

what do you say when you kick the corner of furniture with your pinky toe

Zapmeister · 01-20-2014, 05:55 PM

You're playing poker with a tiger, a giraffe, and a panda. You're holding 4d 6d and the flop is 5c 7s 5d. The tiger yawns and thinks really hard while eating its lunch and it casually bets twice the minimum and resumes eating. The giraffe is trying to cheat by leaning over to see what cards the tiger has. The tiger gets mad at it and proceeds to glare at the giraffe who suddenly looks away as if it was innocent. The tiger continues to stare at the giraffe, hides its cards, and resumes eating. The giraffe then tries to kick the floor next to the tiger's cards in the hopes that the turbulence will turn the cards over. The tiger realises this and gets really mad and starts stealthily approaching the giraffe, who begins to run away. The tiger chases the giraffe in anger, but the giraffe gets revenge back by head-butting the tiger's butt. The tiger then proceeds to try to get a peek at the giraffe's cards. The giraffe then tries to get mad at the tiger for that but by this point both of them realise that they know they each have rubbish cards anyway so the giraffe makes the call without thinking. The panda already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Your replay of 2-4-6-8-10 12c on Excite Bike is here:

From this replay it looks very much like you stole my copyright-protected method of doing that, listed here, without attempting to give me credit and/or worshipping me as a god of anti-skill, for example, by building me a dedicated shrine. How does that make you feel?

On a scale of 0-10 how much fun would you say it is to do spin around on a swivel chair with a leaf blower? 0 is not fun at all and 10 is a state of euphoric enlightenment.

I sold all of my dogecoins (~1mil of them) yesterday for 78 satoshis/doge. Today, they're at 144. Should I commit suicide?

aarrghh · 01-20-2014, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xAlphaWolf

are u Nathan

I quit Vocamania

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Originally Posted by Staiain

what do you say when you kick the corner of furniture with your pinky toe

the f word

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Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a giraffe, and a panda. You're holding 4d 6d and the flop is 5c 7s 5d. The tiger yawns and thinks really hard while eating its lunch and it casually bets twice the minimum and resumes eating. The giraffe is trying to cheat by leaning over to see what cards the tiger has. The tiger gets mad at it and proceeds to glare at the giraffe who suddenly looks away as if it was innocent. The tiger continues to stare at the giraffe, hides its cards, and resumes eating. The giraffe then tries to kick the floor next to the tiger's cards in the hopes that the turbulence will turn the cards over. The tiger realises this and gets really mad and starts stealthily approaching the giraffe, who begins to run away. The tiger chases the giraffe in anger, but the giraffe gets revenge back by head-butting the tiger's butt. The tiger then proceeds to try to get a peek at the giraffe's cards. The giraffe then tries to get mad at the tiger for that but by this point both of them realise that they know they each have rubbish cards anyway so the giraffe makes the call without thinking. The panda already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

run screaming aarrghh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

Your replay of 2-4-6-8-10 12c on Excite Bike is here:

From this replay it looks very much like you stole my copyright-protected method of doing that, listed here, without attempting to give me credit and/or worshipping me as a god of anti-skill, for example, by building me a dedicated shrine. How does that make you feel?

very

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

On a scale of 0-10 how much fun would you say it is to do spin around on a swivel chair with a leaf blower? 0 is not fun at all and 10 is a state of euphoric enlightenment.

over 9000

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Originally Posted by Zapmeister

I sold all of my dogecoins (~1mil of them) yesterday for 78 satoshis/doge. Today, they're at 144. Should I commit suicide?

no

dAnceguy117 · 01-21-2014, 12:17 AM

why are you quitting?

aarrghh · 01-21-2014, 01:19 AM

this game is aarrghh-inducing

GammaBlaster · 01-21-2014, 01:21 AM

I'll say

Zapmeister · 01-21-2014, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by aarrghh

no

what about now? they're at 250+ and i still haven't bought back in i hate my life

icontrolyourworld · 01-21-2014, 09:00 AM

aarrghh you a pirate?

aarrghh · 01-22-2014, 04:52 AM

yaarrghh haarrghh fiddle me dee
being a pirate is aarrghhright to be
do what you want 'coz a pirate is free
you aarrghh a pirate

GammaBlaster · 01-22-2014, 05:02 PM

why did you quit vocamania

what is it with you and tomoko

**rCaliberGX** · 01-22-2014, 05:02 PM

what do you think of burnt face

**Pseudo Enigma** · 01-22-2014, 05:20 PM

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what do you think of burnt feces

01-20-2014, 05:22 AM	#1
aarrghh FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: aarrghh Posts: 57	Ask Aarrghh Anything Ask Aarrghh Anything

01-20-2014, 05:27 AM	#2
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01-20-2014, 05:43 AM	#3
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01-20-2014, 07:16 AM	#5
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01-20-2014, 05:55 PM	#6
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything You're playing poker with a tiger, a giraffe, and a panda. You're holding 4d 6d and the flop is 5c 7s 5d. The tiger yawns and thinks really hard while eating its lunch and it casually bets twice the minimum and resumes eating. The giraffe is trying to cheat by leaning over to see what cards the tiger has. The tiger gets mad at it and proceeds to glare at the giraffe who suddenly looks away as if it was innocent. The tiger continues to stare at the giraffe, hides its cards, and resumes eating. The giraffe then tries to kick the floor next to the tiger's cards in the hopes that the turbulence will turn the cards over. The tiger realises this and gets really mad and starts stealthily approaching the giraffe, who begins to run away. The tiger chases the giraffe in anger, but the giraffe gets revenge back by head-butting the tiger's butt. The tiger then proceeds to try to get a peek at the giraffe's cards. The giraffe then tries to get mad at the tiger for that but by this point both of them realise that they know they each have rubbish cards anyway so the giraffe makes the call without thinking. The panda already folded preflop. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming? Your replay of 2-4-6-8-10 12c on Excite Bike is here: From this replay it looks very much like you stole my copyright-protected method of doing that, listed here, without attempting to give me credit and/or worshipping me as a god of anti-skill, for example, by building me a dedicated shrine. How does that make you feel? On a scale of 0-10 how much fun would you say it is to do spin around on a swivel chair with a leaf blower? 0 is not fun at all and 10 is a state of euphoric enlightenment. I sold all of my dogecoins (~1mil of them) yesterday for 78 satoshis/doge. Today, they're at 144. Should I commit suicide? __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

01-21-2014, 12:17 AM	#8
dAnceguy117 new hand moves = dab Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: he/they Age: 33 Posts: 10,094	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything why are you quitting?

01-21-2014, 01:19 AM	#9
aarrghh FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: aarrghh Posts: 57	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything this game is aarrghh-inducing

01-21-2014, 01:21 AM	#10
GammaBlaster FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Canberra, Australia Age: 26 Posts: 1,317	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything I'll say __________________ https://soundcloud.com/aquellex/crystal-chamber-combustion

01-21-2014, 09:00 AM	#12
icontrolyourworld Enjoy life! Join Date: Oct 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 4,181	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything aarrghh you a pirate? __________________ http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...d.php?t=149106

01-22-2014, 04:52 AM	#13
aarrghh FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: aarrghh Posts: 57	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything yaarrghh haarrghh fiddle me dee being a pirate is aarrghhright to be do what you want 'coz a pirate is free you aarrghh a pirate

01-22-2014, 05:02 PM	#14
GammaBlaster FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Canberra, Australia Age: 26 Posts: 1,317	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything why did you quit vocamania what is it with you and tomoko __________________ https://soundcloud.com/aquellex/crystal-chamber-combustion

01-22-2014, 08:51 PM	#18
GammaBlaster FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Canberra, Australia Age: 26 Posts: 1,317	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything eze will not be very happy : ) __________________ https://soundcloud.com/aquellex/crystal-chamber-combustion

01-22-2014, 09:46 PM	#19
ilikexd Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,205	Re: Ask Aarrghh Anything aarrghh is GammaBlaster's other account and he copied the idea from me when I made the same account and acted the same away in another forum. Except he's actually talking to himself in his own threads.

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