President Obama Mum on Texas Succession Petition; Other state petitions gaining steam

[Reincarnate]

Originally Posted by adlp

how can you be so sure to say there would be more corruption if we havent had the white house for a long time while there's been multiple scandals since obamas been elected

i can't breathe

Originally Posted by adlp

iirc all those stories were reported by the MSM and the scandals that obama has been involved in are not getting any coverage

lmfao

[adlp]

Originally Posted by Reincarnate

i can't breathe

i hope ur ok

[gnr61]

damn that libstream media covering up all theconspiracies

[Frank Munoz]

FFR should gather some money to buy our own country ;'''then all ffrers can live in rhythmic peace.

[adlp]

http://www.reddit.com/r/redditisland

[Reincarnate]

if your stance requires conspiracy theories in order to hold itself together
you don't have a real stance

see: Birthers, 9/11 Truthers, etc.

[gnr61]

he's not one of us

[Cavernio]

Not wanting to live in your own country isn't really funny, and I'm as left as they come and I couldn't agree with less with what I see are republican values. Would you prefer these couple thousand people start building bombs or something instead of signing petitions? Why is it best to suck it up and stop whining like a baby when, since you're an adult, you can actually try and make a change so you don't have nearly as much TO whine about?

[robertsona]

i just realized that the title of this thread is not framing it as "look at these crazies wanting to secede from the u.s. because obama got reelected" or even "people want to secede from the u.s. because obama got reelected" but "obama silent on secession petitions what could this MEAN"

jesus madmatt

[qqwref]

Originally Posted by Reincarnate

if your stance requires conspiracy theories in order to hold itself together
you are probably a mainstream Republican

FTFY

[A2P]

do unions STINK or COOL?

[Reincarnate]

It really astounds me how you can shove facts in front of people to show that they're dead wrong and they don't care.

My mom likes to pull the "That's just what they want you to believe" / "It's all a coverup" / "There's corruption everywhere" / "Both sides are guilty of things" cards. Drives me nuts.

[rebelrunner26]

50 states secede separately. We essentially become Europe 2.0. The western world becomes a true republic and elects some dude named Palpatine as head. The Eastern world forms the Federation. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away now becomes the year 2020 as intergalactic exploration and imperialism begins.

Though I will say that clearly Disney is behind all of this. They've got parks around the world, with plans for a new massive park in Shanghai. They also just bought all the rights to StarWars...clearly a cover-up as their plans were likely recently discovered.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/08/bu...anted=all&_r=0

Personally I'm fine with it all as long as I get a lightsaber for my 25th (or thereabouts) birthday.

Feel free to expand on this genius conspiracy theory. We may be able to get it on Fox by the end of the week if enough people see it.

[Calcium Deposit]

mitt romney is actually a cactus you wouldnt want a cactus as a president would you so its a good thing obaba one

[rebelrunner26]

No no no... Romney is a Unicorn, Obama is the cactus.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...my34o1_500.png

They are also both apparently the Antichrist (Why we're not helping Israel right now?). The Mayans may have their way yet.

[adlp]

OBAMA REVEALS HES A KID STANDING ON A KIDS SHOULDERS. ROMNEY COUNTERS BY REVEALING HES 3 TINY KIDS. 20 BABIES TUMBLE OUT OF BIDENS CLOTHES - new hit tweet album by @ConorTripler

[robertsona]

conortripler used to harass me on last.fm before he got all twitter famous no joke

[adlp]

lol for real? what would he do

[robertsona]

i mean not like anything serious hold on lemme look back on my shoutbox i'm sure his posts are still there (keep in mind that i was an idiot back then so i probably deserved whatever mistreatment he might have given me)

nevermind he must have deleted them? or something haha. so there. edit: he got banned lol

[DotKritic]

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madmatt got it this far.