If You Know What I Mean

[Veldrin81]

You [Members] will improvise a scene in which you will make up as many ambiguous euphemisms and cliches as you can, ending them with the phrase "If you know what I mean."

For instance, "I'll help you fluff your garfield, if you know what I mean."


Scene is: At the office.

I'll start:
"I was just at the xerox machine. I would like you to look at my enlargements, if you know what I mean."