09-7-2011, 12:06 PM | #21 |
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! buhdum tss
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09-7-2011, 12:38 PM | #22 |
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a man walks into a bar
his alcoholism is destroying his family
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09-7-2011, 12:40 PM | #23 |
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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
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09-7-2011, 01:38 PM | #24 |
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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and lightbulb?
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09-7-2011, 02:09 PM | #25 |
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09-7-2011, 02:55 PM | #26 |
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my friend asked me how many tsunamis it takes to break a nuclear cooling system... I busted out laughing right there. what a terrible joke xD
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09-7-2011, 03:06 PM | #27 |
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A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say,"Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again"Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around, saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said yes. He asked the parrot his name, the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said"The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus!
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09-7-2011, 04:38 PM | #29 |
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So there's a blonde a brunette and a redhead (yes it's one of these jokes xD)
After they all died from starvation after being trapped in an elevator, God decided that he would be cruel and ironic whilst deciding their fate. He said, "In front of you is a 100 step staircase. On each step I will tell a joke and they will get increasingly more funny with every step. If you show any signs of laughter at all before you get to the top, you'll go straight to hell." So the brunette goes first and tries her hardest to not laugh at God's jokes, but on the 37th step, he tells a joke about a green mouse with some blue cheese (**** you FFRGreen) and she bursts out laughing which sends her straight to hell. The redhead, confident that nothing can make her laugh, almost makes it to halfway before giggling at the funniest dead baby joke ever. A hole opens up in the ground and she plummets straight to hell. The blonde shows amazing restraint by making it farther than the brunette and the redhead and eventually gets up to the 99th step. Before God even starts to tell his joke, the blonde busts out in tears laughing. "Why are you laughing? I didn't even tell the joke yet. You were so close to getting into my kingdom of heaven..," said God. The blonde replied, "BAHAHAHAHAHAR00flL!!!!1one I just got the first one!"
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09-7-2011, 08:29 PM | #30 |
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a dyslexic kid walks into a bra
buhdumtiss
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09-7-2011, 08:45 PM | #31 |
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dave. Dave who? |
09-7-2011, 08:53 PM | #32 |
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ITT: mediocre anti-jokes
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09-7-2011, 09:04 PM | #33 |
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What do grapes and babies have in common? They both give a little wine when squeezed!
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09-7-2011, 11:45 PM | #36 |
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why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
he got hit by a bus
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
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09-8-2011, 06:29 PM | #38 |
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What do you call four mexicans going off a cliff in a cadillac.
Disappointing. You can fit a lot more in there. |
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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?
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what happened to the jew that walked into a wall with a b*ner?
dont care if i get banned
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