TWG XLV: Let's Play Danmaku Detective Game!

[sertman]

that pm was last sunday

[DarkManticoreX2]

Apparently Roundbox wants to be voted off to release his blue effect. I told him I was against it, but he wants to take the chance and use his effect. may as well let him.

DarkManticoreX2 (11:54:31 PM): hey ive got like 5 minutes
tehroundbox (11:54:19 PM): yeah
tehroundbox (11:54:20 PM): vote for me
DarkManticoreX2 (11:54:51 PM): sure?
DarkManticoreX2 (11:55:11 PM): i don't think your a wolf -.-
tehroundbox (11:54:51 PM): I'm not
tehroundbox (11:54:56 PM): I effing guarantee you
DarkManticoreX2 (11:55:31 PM): then this is sooo stupid
tehroundbox (11:55:08 PM): I have a suicide bomber
tehroundbox (11:55:10 PM): hehe
DarkManticoreX2 (11:56:05 PM): sigh
DarkManticoreX2 (11:56:09 PM): you sure about this?
tehroundbox (11:56:01 PM): Yeah
tehroundbox (11:56:05 PM): No way I'm getting out of this aha

In colclusion, you better hit a goddam wolf with this stunt roundbox.

[sertman]

i call bull****.

there are probably 2 wolves left, including him. he doesn't want to get the other one involved in this.

[roundbox]

Originally Posted by sertman

i call bull****.

there are probably 2 wolves left, including him. he doesn't want to get the other one involved in this.

WAIT AND SEE DAWG
WAIT AND SEE
hey wait I'm about to die

[MilfeulleSakuraba]

Keine turned to Kaguya. "Wait a minute. With all the master/servant targets, why do you remain unaffected?"

"What are you, stupid? Why would I attack Eirin?"

"Wait a minute, Princess. You doing the attacking would explain why I found Mokou crying her eyes out. I doubt anyone else could have that kind of effect on her."

"You're retarded. I'm leaving this idiotfest to see what Inaba and Eirin are up to."

As Kaguya turned to leave, she let out a cry and slutched her stomach. Sure enough, she had fallen victim as well.

"NOW do you believe me, you stupid bitch? Hell, you're Mokou's little lapdog, aren't you? I bet what happened earlier was a ploy and that you're the one responsible for this."

Kaguya ran over and slapped Keine across the face. Unfortunately for the Princess's case, Keine ballooned out as well.

"Oh yeah, I'm the one doing this, not you. Wait until Mokou hears about this, she'll have all the more reason to kill you over and over again."

Keine flew off, with Kaguya hot on her heels. "Get back here, I'm not through with you!"

After watching the eternal struggle leave, Ran looked at Yukari. "Well, mistress, it seems we are the only combination left. What should we do now?"

With a sad look on her face, Yukari walked over to Ran and put a hand on her shoulder. "I'm not sure, Ran. All I know right now is that I'm terribly sorry."

As Yukari's hand came down on Ran's shoulder, Ran fell to the ground, grimacing in pain. When she opened her eyes, she looked down and shouted in fright - she was now pregnant as well.

"What...Mistress, I do not understand...Is this your..."

"Yes, Ran, I am responsible for this. But you must admit, it was pretty fun."

"Fun? This is not exactly my idea of fun..."

"It is good I often do not pay what you think much mind, then. I suggest you hurry home, you're in no condition to stay around here."

Ran slowly flew off, still with a bewildered look on her face, contemplation why her mistress would betray her like this.

Aya was mad. "So this was your doing, eh? You know how I object to your repeated animal abuse. Do you wish me to force you to stop? Because, as much as I normally do not like it, I will if I have to."

"Hah! As if you could do anything to stop me. I don't think you grasp the magnitude if just how inconsequential you really are. I guess I will have to teach you this lesson the hard way. You say you dislike animal abuse? Well, you're really going to hate this, then."

Aya suddenly found herself frozen in place. Struggle as she might, she could do no more than talk. "Why, you...I'm going to write the best darn article..."

Yukari ignored the crow. Instead, she looked behind Aya and said, "Do it."

Aya felt a hand on her back, and suddenly found herself growing just like so many before her. A voice came from behind her - she recognized it as Alice's.

"Nah, not yet. As much as I favor the physical "method" over the magical one, I'm not wasting it on her. I have something far more enjoyable in mind.

Aya collapsed to the ground exhausted. Yukari stared at her with an air of indifference as Alice made her way toward the Hakurei Shrine. Horrified, Aya noticed a slight bulge in the lower portion of her dress.

"Oh Reimuuuuuuuuu, Marisaaaaaaaaa, I have a surprise for youuuuuuuu..."

A few moments later, screams erupted from the shrine interior. A voice from behind Yukari caused her to turn around: there she saw Patchouli, flat as a washboard with a pillow in one hand.

"Oh, how satisfying that sound is. Music to my ears. When Alice is finished, tell her I said thanks for returning all those books the wannabe witch stole from me."

"Can do, and thank you for the help."

"Not a problem."

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BAD END

The lynch of roundbox has triggered a special affect which eliminated sertman. With this turn of events, the wolf team has won, and, by extention, so has your beloved flawofhumanity.

Postgame topic soon, with full explanation.

[DarkManticoreX2]

Archived 5-21-2014 2:35 PM EST