Pushing the envelope

**Vendetta21** · 03-21-2015, 09:08 AM

a thought experiment where there's a desk and an envelope and you can only push it half way across the desk max, but on the edge of each side is a goal zone where if you get the envelope to pass through you get a point and start over. what is your strategy?

**Riotpolice** · 03-21-2015, 09:16 AM

This is supposed to be some sort of troll score thread right?

**Vendetta21** · 03-21-2015, 09:18 AM

no this is a thread about the momentum of paper and goal zones.

**SC_coolguy44** · 03-21-2015, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riotpolice

This is supposed to be some sort of troll score thread right?

I think it is.

**Gradiant** · 03-21-2015, 09:59 AM

Pick the envelope up and drop it into the goal zone.

choof · 03-21-2015, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riotpolice

This is supposed to be some sort of troll score thread right?

riotpooplice

**Vendetta21** · 03-21-2015, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choof

riotpooplice

please don't derail my thread with nonsense, mr. get-banned-once-a-month-for-nonsense

**Vendetta21** · 03-21-2015, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gradiant

Pick the envelope up and drop it into the goal zone.

the core problem is that you can't move your hands past the midline. my solution has been to fold the envelope into a puck-like triangle and flick it

**Gradiant** · 03-21-2015, 12:12 PM

Or crumple the ball up and flick/throw it

**Charu** · 03-21-2015, 12:35 PM

You take out a fat black marker and write "cheater" on the envelope and then push it past the goal zone.

NeoMasterPie · 03-21-2015, 12:49 PM

eat the envelope and hope my arms are long enough to stretch across the table when i lay in the goal zone

**mrpreggers** · 03-21-2015, 01:02 PM

have your friend sit on the other side of the desk get the envelope to his half of the desk then he'll pull it over the edge on his side and give you a point then you do the same for him and keep doing this until you both has as many points as you'd like everybody wins without breaking the rules

**Vendetta21** · 03-21-2015, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrpreggers

have your friend sit on the other side of the desk get the envelope to his half of the desk then he'll pull it over the edge on his side and give you a point then you do the same for him and keep doing this until you both has as many points as you'd like everybody wins without breaking the rules

#newmetafor2016

FoJaR · 03-21-2015, 01:41 PM

put a dollar in the envelope, seal it, and walk away

**Cold Kitten** · 03-21-2015, 02:46 PM

on the edge of each side... you didn't specify that there were two people playing.

just put it through your own side and keep doing it until you have as many points as you want.

**Red Blaster** · 03-21-2015, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPopadopalis25

If the table is movable, tilt it.

This was my immediate thought process.

**awein999** · 03-21-2015, 03:55 PM

**MarcusHawkins** · 03-21-2015, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoJaR

put a dollar in the envelope, seal it, and walk away

Your profile pic matches the expressions of your comment perfectly!
Seriously, it does!

03-21-2015, 09:08 AM	#1
Vendetta21 Sectional Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Seattle Age: 35 Posts: 2,745	Pushing the envelope a thought experiment where there's a desk and an envelope and you can only push it half way across the desk max, but on the edge of each side is a goal zone where if you get the envelope to pass through you get a point and start over. what is your strategy? __________________

03-21-2015, 09:18 AM	#3
Vendetta21 Sectional Moderator Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Seattle Age: 35 Posts: 2,745	Re: Pushing the envelope no this is a thread about the momentum of paper and goal zones. __________________

03-21-2015, 09:59 AM	#5
Gradiant FFR's Resident Trashpanda Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Michigan Age: 29 Posts: 1,095	Re: Pushing the envelope Pick the envelope up and drop it into the goal zone.

03-21-2015, 12:12 PM	#9
Gradiant FFR's Resident Trashpanda Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Michigan Age: 29 Posts: 1,095	Re: Pushing the envelope Or crumple the ball up and flick/throw it

03-21-2015, 12:49 PM	#11
NeoMasterPie Forum User Join Date: Jul 2007 Age: 29 Posts: 1,405	Re: Pushing the envelope eat the envelope and hope my arms are long enough to stretch across the table when i lay in the goal zone __________________

03-21-2015, 01:02 PM	#12
mrpreggers D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: Feb 2011 Age: 29 Posts: 3,391	Re: Pushing the envelope have your friend sit on the other side of the desk get the envelope to his half of the desk then he'll pull it over the edge on his side and give you a point then you do the same for him and keep doing this until you both has as many points as you'd like everybody wins without breaking the rules __________________

03-21-2015, 01:41 PM	#14
FoJaR The Worst Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: space ghost is dead to me Posts: 2,816	Re: Pushing the envelope put a dollar in the envelope, seal it, and walk away __________________

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