Old 11-11-2009, 08:12 PM   #1
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Seriously, I go on this site that I use and this new chick pops up in my city. So we get to talking, and a couple days after I see that she has her status on the site listed as Not Single/Not Looking. I ask her about it and she says she kinda found someone. And I'm like, "Someone else right?" She's like, "Yea."


Then the f*cking bitch asks me if I want to be friends.


FML.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:15 PM   #2
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this is the most hilariously pitiful thing i've read in awhile

lmfao

so what site are we talkin about here? teenharmony.com?

also this is way more of a MLIA situation btw definitely not FML

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Old 11-11-2009, 08:19 PM   #3
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POF = Plenty of Fish

or

Plenty Of Fools.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:23 PM   #4
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hahahaha you're 18 man why the **** are you trying to snag women from an online dating site

get out and rep your game son

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Old 11-11-2009, 08:26 PM   #5
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Yeah, you're way too young to need to be looking for someone on a dating website.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:27 PM   #6
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I don't have game. Afaik.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:31 PM   #7
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Uh...what? Dating website? Lame. Just turn on your black taco charm and get all the senoritas.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:31 PM   #8
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Your fault. Enjoy the friend zone.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:34 PM   #9
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Just be yourself. If all else fails....Well there are always prostitutes. They can be your girlfriend as long as you want. j/k P.S. Word of advice: be safe, wear protection.
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next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

she might resist at first bull she'll come around eventually
yea man. i did this downtown the other day. bitch was muffling but I kept grinding at it

were now dating. only thing is she can only visit the prison once a week >_<
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UGH. Dumb broad needs to stop hogging all the air anyways. I feel ya bro
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so what site are we talkin about here? teenharmony.com?

also this is way more of a MLIA situation btw definitely not FML
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:56 PM   #13
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you guys are dumb

I get my bitches to undergo underwater breathing exercises twice a week

no complaining about 'lack of air' from my hoes

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Old 11-11-2009, 08:59 PM   #14
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Drowning girls to get them to do things doesn't count.
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