Stupid stuff we do for our pets.

Rubin0 · 01-15-2008, 04:27 PM

I got home all tired from work, right? So I plop down on the couch and turn the television on, pick up my laptop, etc. Then, my cat hops on and gives me that look that says "Move over!". So I do. In fact...I move over so much I'm half hanging off the couch. Then he curls up on the electric blanket that I failed to notice was on the couch in the first place. I know what makes him happy. So I get up, plug it in, and put it on a high setting. He starts purring like an engine. As if this weren't enough, he gives me that lazy seductive look that says, "Now pet me, bitch!". So I do. There I was about to fall off the couch, not able to type or play FFR because my dominant hand is dutifully petting my cat...and he has the luxury of more than enough room on the couch, an electric blanket, AND a good scratch behind his ears. He got bored of this quickly enough because after a few minutes he merely yawned, stretched, and walked away. I wish my life was that great. God I love him.

**R-Sisco** · 01-15-2008, 04:30 PM

i think your cat is making you the pet

XD

Rubin0 · 01-15-2008, 04:34 PM

I agree.

GuidoHunter · 01-15-2008, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R-Sisco

i think your cat is making you the pet

XD

That's what cats do.

They don't have masters; they have slaves.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

jellygod · 01-15-2008, 05:04 PM

my dog does that alot, like when its on the couch or bed it takes up all of my space, plus it snores T.T

**DrugstoreCowboy** · 01-15-2008, 05:13 PM

my new dog that i just bought (only 7 weeks old) thinks its hilarious to poop on the floor. he would poop while i was in the basement or something. he comes down the stairs and starts barking and running around wildly, which is why i think he thinks its hilarious.

After a couple times of this, i had enough.

so i take him to the poop on the floor, put his head about 2 inches away from it. make him stare at it for about 5 minutes. then i clean it up.

its been about 3 days straight that he hasnt pooped on the floor now.

**Coolboyrulez0** · 01-15-2008, 05:28 PM

My pet ball python just likes to sneak around. And hanging around my neck

**Nyokou** · 01-15-2008, 05:44 PM

I do the same with my cat, though, I torture him with hugs and kisses all the time to make up for the way he makes me treat him like a king. Even my dad admitted that the cat has more control over anyone else in this house. xD

Totally spoiled, but we love him to death.

~HentaiXXX~ · 01-15-2008, 05:59 PM

I rule my cat.

madmatt621 · 01-15-2008, 06:04 PM

That's almost the same thing with my cat; except she jumps on the coach and sits on my stomach so I can't do anything with my laptop. Plus she constantly follows me.

Tokzic · 01-15-2008, 06:37 PM

i throw my cats off of my roof

sometimes they lie down and don't get up for days but they know we're having fun

i love my cats

**SaSSyBiiTcH** · 01-18-2008, 07:44 AM

Pets are made to be spoiled...
& we love to spoil them =]

Raveren · 01-18-2008, 07:50 AM

You folks need to follow tokzics method of fun with cats. Make cats you *****es.
Oh and

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubin0

I know what makes him happy.

I rofl'd.

sjoecool1991 · 01-18-2008, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

That's what cats do.

They don't have masters; they have slaves.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Well, with my cat its like this: he has no master, he only stays because I give him food.

chidori! · 01-18-2008, 09:23 AM

i have to trow my cats down the basment stairs all the time cause they know how to turn on the bathroom tub water i came home one day and it was overflowing >.>

**Nyokou** · 01-18-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chidori!

i have to trow my cats down the basment stairs all the time cause they know how to turn on the bathroom tub water i came home one day and it was overflowing >.>

Haha, what the hell.

Does that mean they know how to open the bathroom door too?

**All_That_Chaz** · 01-18-2008, 01:27 PM

Better to spoil the cats than the children.

qwertyddr · 01-18-2008, 01:58 PM

I dont spoil my cat, however, i do spoil my dog.

~HentaiXXX~ · 01-18-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~HentaiXXX~

I rule my cat.

On a more serious note, I actually move my pillow out of the way for my cat to sleep at the head of the bed, I'm still a tiny bit comfortable, but I'll live.

tsugomaru · 01-18-2008, 05:00 PM

I remember when I was a child, I was only allowed to have gold fish. A couple of my friends had dogs that they would walk and I decided that it wasn't fair for the fish to be stuck inside the tank, cooped up doing nothing. I would scoop my fish into a dish and take it for a walk, I tried teaching it how to fetch in his tank, and I would try to get it to respond to a name. Needless to say, it all failed and the fish died as a result of being "walked" every day.

~Tsugomaru

01-15-2008, 04:27 PM	#1
Rubin0 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 1,276	Stupid stuff we do for our pets. I got home all tired from work, right? So I plop down on the couch and turn the television on, pick up my laptop, etc. Then, my cat hops on and gives me that look that says "Move over!". So I do. In fact...I move over so much I'm half hanging off the couch. Then he curls up on the electric blanket that I failed to notice was on the couch in the first place. I know what makes him happy. So I get up, plug it in, and put it on a high setting. He starts purring like an engine. As if this weren't enough, he gives me that lazy seductive look that says, "Now pet me, bitch!". So I do. There I was about to fall off the couch, not able to type or play FFR because my dominant hand is dutifully petting my cat...and he has the luxury of more than enough room on the couch, an electric blanket, AND a good scratch behind his ears. He got bored of this quickly enough because after a few minutes he merely yawned, stretched, and walked away. I wish my life was that great. God I love him. __________________ The weight of what I say depends on how you feel. Last edited by Rubin0; 01-15-2008 at 04:31 PM..

01-15-2008, 04:30 PM	#2
R-Sisco FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 163	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. i think your cat is making you the pet XD

01-15-2008, 04:34 PM	#3
Rubin0 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 1,276	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. I agree. __________________ The weight of what I say depends on how you feel.

01-15-2008, 05:04 PM	#5
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01-15-2008, 05:13 PM	#6
DrugstoreCowboy Is Famouz Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Michigan Age: 36 Posts: 3,409	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. my new dog that i just bought (only 7 weeks old) thinks its hilarious to poop on the floor. he would poop while i was in the basement or something. he comes down the stairs and starts barking and running around wildly, which is why i think he thinks its hilarious. After a couple times of this, i had enough. so i take him to the poop on the floor, put his head about 2 inches away from it. make him stare at it for about 5 minutes. then i clean it up. its been about 3 days straight that he hasnt pooped on the floor now. __________________

01-15-2008, 05:28 PM	#7
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. My pet ball python just likes to sneak around. And hanging around my neck

01-15-2008, 05:44 PM	#8
Nyokou （￣ー￣） Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: United States Age: 32 Posts: 4,246	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. I do the same with my cat, though, I torture him with hugs and kisses all the time to make up for the way he makes me treat him like a king. Even my dad admitted that the cat has more control over anyone else in this house. xD Totally spoiled, but we love him to death. __________________ Twitter \| Instagram \| Snapchat: Nyokou

01-15-2008, 05:59 PM	#9
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 30 Posts: 2,955	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. I rule my cat.

01-15-2008, 06:04 PM	#10
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 29°34′7″N, 95°1′21″W Age: 35 Posts: 3,000	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. That's almost the same thing with my cat; except she jumps on the coach and sits on my stomach so I can't do anything with my laptop. Plus she constantly follows me.

01-15-2008, 06:37 PM	#11
Tokzic FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Location: TGB Age: 34 Posts: 6,878	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. i throw my cats off of my roof sometimes they lie down and don't get up for days but they know we're having fun i love my cats __________________ ~very popular guitar streamer~ Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

01-18-2008, 07:44 AM	#12
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01-18-2008, 09:23 AM	#15
chidori! FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: 「Gensekyo」 Age: 29 Posts: 1,603	Re: Stupid stuff we do for our pets. i have to trow my cats down the basment stairs all the time cause they know how to turn on the bathroom tub water i came home one day and it was overflowing >.> __________________ Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/LoliSwitch dA: http://DraGonZ13.Deviantart.com

01-18-2008, 01:58 PM	#18
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