Happy Mental-Health Day!!

Trillio · 04-9-2008, 02:32 PM

HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?'

Fish Edit: Let's keep the advertising in your sig

**Kekeb** · 04-9-2008, 02:38 PM

There seems to be a new "braingle" advertisement post every month or two, just seems like a bot. I've visited braingle a few times, and it isn't that bad. I prefer logic problems.

EDIT: Well I guess it's not a bot, but this seems border-line advertising.

indigo23 · 04-9-2008, 02:40 PM

awww, that's a sad story... but it did make me laugh =]

is it really mental health day?
i want to know where all these weird holidays come from!

i think the worst i've ever heard of is "paper bag day" (the day they were invented).
i just looked it up: July 12th.
mark your calenders, everyone.

Trillio · 04-9-2008, 02:50 PM

I'm a bot?

Yes, it is mental health day.

**iCeCuBEz v2** · 04-9-2008, 02:53 PM

lmao wow

GuidoHunter · 04-9-2008, 02:54 PM

Locked due to Operation IRON LAW.

Edit: the past tense of that form of execution or suicide is "hanged", not "hung". Get it right.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

**FishFishRevolution** · 04-9-2008, 02:57 PM

I'm not sure what to do with this one charidsh so I'm going to give it a pros and cons test:

PROS: grammar, celebration of a holiday (unconfirmed?)

CONS: poster seems like an advertising-whore, really not much room for discussion, too many emoticons

Hmmmmmmmm

**FishFishRevolution** · 04-9-2008, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Locked due to Operation IRON LAW.

Edit: the past tense of that form of execution or suicide is "hanged", not "hung". Get it right.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Ninja! Alright I agree!

04-9-2008, 05:31 PM

I am in full accord.

04-9-2008, 02:32 PM	#1
Trillio FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 14	Happy Mental-Health Day!! HAPPY MENTAL HEALTH DAY Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' Fish Edit: Let's keep the advertising in your sig __________________ BRAIN TEASERS! TRIVIA/QUIZZES Wordsearch Create Your Own Forum. Online Chess/Online Checkers Online Games Last edited by FishFishRevolution; 04-9-2008 at 02:54 PM..

04-9-2008, 02:38 PM	#2
Kekeb davai Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 2,765	Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!! There seems to be a new "braingle" advertisement post every month or two, just seems like a bot. I've visited braingle a few times, and it isn't that bad. I prefer logic problems. EDIT: Well I guess it's not a bot, but this seems border-line advertising. Last edited by Kekeb; 04-9-2008 at 02:41 PM..

04-9-2008, 02:40 PM	#3
indigo23 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: I Must Belong Somewhere Age: 32 Posts: 104	Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!! awww, that's a sad story... but it did make me laugh =] is it really mental health day? i want to know where all these weird holidays come from! i think the worst i've ever heard of is "paper bag day" (the day they were invented). i just looked it up: July 12th. mark your calenders, everyone. __________________ mY hOPES aRE sO hIGH tHAT yOUR kISS mIGHT kILL mE sO wON'T yOU kILL mE, sO i dIE hAPPY mY hEART iS yOURS tO fILL oR bURST, tO bREAK oR bURY, oR wEAR aS jEWELRY wHICHEVER yOU pREFER

04-9-2008, 02:50 PM	#4
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04-9-2008, 02:53 PM	#5
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04-9-2008, 02:57 PM	#7
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 36 Posts: 7,251	Re: Happy Mental-Health Day!! I'm not sure what to do with this one charidsh so I'm going to give it a pros and cons test: PROS: grammar, celebration of a holiday (unconfirmed?) CONS: poster seems like an advertising-whore, really not much room for discussion, too many emoticons Hmmmmmmmm __________________

04-9-2008, 05:31 PM	#9
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