04-6-2008, 09:15 PM | #1 |
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Jesus with guns. ;o
Ehhh, this probably doesn't go here, I wasn't too sure. But oh well.
So yeah, me and my freind on msn are taking songs we like, and replacing the lyrics to them about Jesus with guns, and the lyrics have to match the music, same syllables, etc. I was wondering whether or not you guys had any ideas? ;D Here is an example of one we've done already, I can post the rest if you want, up to you though. ;o Metallica -Battery: ROCKET LAUNCHER JESUS, AIN'T GOING TO RELEASE US, CANNOT GET THE HELL A-WAY. THIS CANNOT BE RE-AL, ROCKETS MADE OF STE-EL, GONNA GO TO HELL TO-DAY. SMASHING THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES, HOMING ROCKET'S FOUND ME, ROCKET JESUS OWN-ING ME. FIRING IN AGGRESSION, STALKING WITH OBSESSION, ROCKET JESUS OWN-ING ME. CANNOT KILL THE JESUS, ROCKET LAUNCHER'S HERE TO STAY. OWNING ME. OWN-ING-ME. Last edited by SyntheticDarkness; 04-7-2008 at 11:05 AM.. |
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I love Jesus
You love guns We're a happy family With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you Won't you play with Jesus' guns, too? This game's weird I think I broke it
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04-6-2008, 10:14 PM | #3 |
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You guys must get really bored...
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04-6-2008, 10:16 PM | #4 |
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I agree, as a wise man once said: "Boredom Strikes" :P
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04-7-2008, 11:20 AM | #5 |
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Here's some more we came up with, some are crap, but oh well,
Judas Priest - Metal Meltdown Something's firing In the night Electric lazer Roars in sight Heat is rising Blazing fast Hot and deadly Feel the blast Out of control About to explode It's coming at ya Here comes the Lazer Jesus Run for your lives Can't stop the Lazer Jesus No-one survives Judas Priest - Demonizer Born of the sun Crashed to the earth Tormented reviled Engorged hate from birth Hellions the steed Bloods on the wing Claws set to slice Vengeance he’ll bring Cremating the land In seek and destroy Apocalypse slays Napalm he’ll deploy The beast of a god Regalled of his race Prepared to onslaught And bare face to face Across the divide The thresholds in flames The painkiller rises again Flmaethrower Jesus There’s evil about He's come to enflame us Die people die! Judas Priest - Ram it Down THOUSANDS OF GUNS AND I'M READY TO RUN FLYING WITH POW'R THROUGH MY HAIRRR I'VE GOT-TA FIND A BET-TER PLACE TO HIDE CAUSE MINIGUN JESUS IS HERE TO MOW ME DOWN, MOW ME DOWN, STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEAD IN THIS TOWN MOW ME DOWN, MOW ME DOWN, WATCHING ME FALL TO THE GROUND, MOW ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNN Judas Priest - Judas Rising Black bolts of lightning Came out of nowhere Ground started to crack And red beams came up Ascending from hell Forever Enslaving Up came the evil That everyone feared Forged out of gold His uzi's were imortal People droped dead Their hearts pierced with bullets JESUS IS OWNING! |
04-7-2008, 05:19 PM | #6 |
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JESUS!
Hey is that a shotgun? I said, JESUS! Please don't point it at me. I said, JESUS! I have a wife and kids. Please don't shoot - i'm - too - young - to die. JESUS! You shot me in the arm. I said, JESUS! Oh god it hurts so bad. I said, JESUS! No I don't want to die. Oh god there's - blood - ev - e - rywhere. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN It's fun to stay at the A aa-nd E It's fun to stay at the A aa-nd E etc im bored now someone finish it |
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looks that way doesnt it?
oh, and i have no idea what i could do for jesus and guns.. o.o
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04-7-2008, 05:30 PM | #8 |
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I love this game already here's one i guess:
Dragonforce: Through The Fire and The Flames Jesus Carries on On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light In flames of Jesus eternal reign we ride towards the fight And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right The sound of evil powder falls around the world tonight Fighting high, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell that is wasted on the shores On the blackest waves in history We watch them as they go Through fire, pain and once again we know So now we fly ever free We're free before the gunstorm On towards the wilderness our quest carries on Far beyond the shot, far beyond the Jesuslight Deep inside our hearts and all our shells So far away we wait for the day For the lights are so shot up and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames Jesus carries on As the red day is dawning And the gunshots crack the sky They raise their hands to the heavens above As we send them to their lies Running back through the mid-morning light There's a shot in my heart We're banished from the time in the promised land To a light beyond the stars In the blackest dreams we do believe Jesus's destiny this time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time is gone Lost inside you'll never find Jesus within my own mind Day after day this shotgun must go on So far away we wait for the day For the lights are so shot up and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames Jesus carries on Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We've fought so hard now can we understand? I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man So far away we wait for the day For the lights are so shot up and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames Jesus carries on |
04-7-2008, 08:02 PM | #9 |
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Haha, nice.
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04-7-2008, 08:33 PM | #10 |
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This thread is extremely close to fail. Teetering on shaky ground.
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04-7-2008, 11:00 PM | #11 |
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Dragonforce: The Vally of the Damned.
On a cold dark winter night hidden by the shot out light A battle rages for the right for what will become In the valley of the damned Jesus stands with a gun in hand Travels fast across the land for shotguns he rides And the sign from the master on high screams aloud and across you hear the cry For the kingdom of fire and ice and the power to be alive Be strong ride on, carry on through the war Come along carry on, Shooting for ever more On the wings of death by the hands of doom By the darkest light from the darkest moon Crossing silent seas over Jesus thigh For we die as one tonight On the black wind forever we'll die all together Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive When Jesus storms us He'll stand high before us Our hearts filled with splendour Our guns will shine over the light In the valley of the damned Days breaks with golden strand Over pastures green it glows To where Jesus returns In the shadows Jesus appears Warriors wearing shot up metal gear All join together one and all Before the glorious fight Rise up, gather around Come and hear the blood that is shed Use your senses open your mind Don't you ever forget On the wings of light, by the hands of death By the brightest light from the brightest sun Crossing silent seas over mountains high To the valley of the damned Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive When Jesus storms us He'll stand high before us He'll spalater our hearts filled with splendour While guns shine over the light Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive When Jesus storms us He'll shoot high before us He spalaters our hearts filled with splendour While guns shine over the light Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive When Jesus storms us He'll shoot high before he Spalaters our hearts filled with splendour While guns shine over the light Jesus Christ... Last edited by Xx{Midnight}xX; 04-7-2008 at 11:15 PM.. Reason: Grammar |
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