Old 04-6-2008, 09:15 PM   #1
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Default Jesus with guns. ;o

Ehhh, this probably doesn't go here, I wasn't too sure. But oh well.

So yeah, me and my freind on msn are taking songs we like, and replacing the lyrics to them about Jesus with guns, and the lyrics have to match the music, same syllables, etc. I was wondering whether or not you guys had any ideas? ;D Here is an example of one we've done already, I can post the rest if you want, up to you though. ;o

Metallica -Battery:
ROCKET LAUNCHER JESUS, AIN'T GOING TO RELEASE US,
CANNOT GET THE HELL A-WAY.
THIS CANNOT BE RE-AL, ROCKETS MADE OF STE-EL,
GONNA GO TO HELL TO-DAY.

SMASHING THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES,
HOMING ROCKET'S FOUND ME,
ROCKET JESUS OWN-ING ME.
FIRING IN AGGRESSION,
STALKING WITH OBSESSION,
ROCKET JESUS OWN-ING ME.
CANNOT KILL THE JESUS,
ROCKET LAUNCHER'S HERE TO STAY.
OWNING ME.
OWN-ING-ME.

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Old 04-6-2008, 10:06 PM   #2
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I love Jesus
You love guns
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you play with Jesus' guns, too?

This game's weird I think I broke it
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You guys must get really bored...
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Old 04-6-2008, 10:16 PM   #4
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I agree, as a wise man once said: "Boredom Strikes" :P

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Old 04-7-2008, 11:20 AM   #5
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Default Re: Jesus with guns. ;o

Here's some more we came up with, some are crap, but oh well,

Judas Priest - Metal Meltdown
Something's firing
In the night
Electric lazer
Roars in sight

Heat is rising
Blazing fast
Hot and deadly
Feel the blast

Out of control
About to explode
It's coming at ya

Here comes the Lazer Jesus
Run for your lives
Can't stop the Lazer Jesus
No-one survives

Judas Priest - Demonizer
Born of the sun
Crashed to the earth
Tormented reviled
Engorged hate from birth

Hellions the steed
Bloods on the wing
Claws set to slice
Vengeance he’ll bring

Cremating the land
In seek and destroy
Apocalypse slays
Napalm he’ll deploy

The beast of a god
Regalled of his race
Prepared to onslaught
And bare face to face

Across the divide
The thresholds in flames
The painkiller rises again

Flmaethrower Jesus
There’s evil about
He's come to enflame us
Die people die!

Judas Priest - Ram it Down
THOUSANDS OF GUNS AND I'M READY TO RUN
FLYING WITH POW'R THROUGH MY HAIRRR
I'VE GOT-TA FIND A BET-TER PLACE TO HIDE
CAUSE MINIGUN JESUS IS HERE

TO MOW ME DOWN,
MOW ME DOWN,
STRAIGHT THROUGH MY HEAD IN THIS TOWN
MOW ME DOWN,
MOW ME DOWN,
WATCHING ME FALL TO THE GROUND,
MOW ME DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNN

Judas Priest - Judas Rising
Black bolts of lightning
Came out of nowhere
Ground started to crack
And red beams came up

Ascending from hell
Forever Enslaving
Up came the evil
That everyone feared

Forged out of gold
His uzi's were imortal
People droped dead
Their hearts pierced with bullets
JESUS IS OWNING!
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JESUS!
Hey is that a shotgun?
I said, JESUS!
Please don't point it at me.
I said, JESUS!
I have a wife and kids.
Please don't shoot - i'm - too - young - to die.

JESUS!
You shot me in the arm.
I said, JESUS!
Oh god it hurts so bad.
I said, JESUS!
No I don't want to die.
Oh god there's - blood - ev - e - rywhere.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

It's fun to stay at the A aa-nd E
It's fun to stay at the A aa-nd E

etc im bored now someone finish it
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You guys must get really bored...
looks that way doesnt it?
oh, and i have no idea what i could do for jesus and guns.. o.o
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Old 04-7-2008, 05:30 PM   #8
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I love this game already here's one i guess:

Dragonforce: Through The Fire and The Flames Jesus Carries on

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
In flames of Jesus eternal reign we ride towards the fight
And the darkness is falling down and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil powder falls around the world tonight

Fighting high, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell that is wasted on the shores

On the blackest waves in history
We watch them as they go
Through fire, pain and once again we know

So now we fly ever free
We're free before the gunstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the shot, far beyond the Jesuslight
Deep inside our hearts and all our shells

So far away we wait for the day
For the lights are so shot up and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames Jesus carries on

As the red day is dawning
And the gunshots crack the sky
They raise their hands to the heavens above
As we send them to their lies
Running back through the mid-morning light
There's a shot in my heart
We're banished from the time in the promised land
To a light beyond the stars

In the blackest dreams we do believe
Jesus's destiny this time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight

And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time is gone

Lost inside you'll never find
Jesus within my own mind
Day after day this shotgun must go on

So far away we wait for the day
For the lights are so shot up and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames Jesus carries on

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We've fought so hard now can we understand?
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man

So far away we wait for the day
For the lights are so shot up and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames Jesus carries on
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Haha, nice.
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Old 04-7-2008, 11:00 PM   #11
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Dragonforce: The Vally of the Damned.

On a cold dark winter night hidden by the shot out light
A battle rages for the right for what will become
In the valley of the damned Jesus stands with a gun in hand
Travels fast across the land for shotguns he rides

And the sign from the master on high screams aloud and across you hear the cry
For the kingdom of fire and ice and the power to be alive
Be strong ride on, carry on through the war
Come along carry on, Shooting for ever more

On the wings of death by the hands of doom
By the darkest light from the darkest moon
Crossing silent seas over Jesus thigh
For we die as one tonight

On the black wind forever we'll die all together
Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive
When Jesus storms us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our guns will shine over the light

In the valley of the damned
Days breaks with golden strand
Over pastures green it glows
To where Jesus returns

In the shadows Jesus appears
Warriors wearing shot up metal gear
All join together one and all
Before the glorious fight

Rise up, gather around
Come and hear the blood that is shed
Use your senses open your mind
Don't you ever forget

On the wings of light, by the hands of death
By the brightest light from the brightest sun
Crossing silent seas over mountains high
To the valley of the damned

Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive
When Jesus storms us
He'll stand high before us
He'll spalater our hearts filled with splendour
While guns shine over the light

Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive
When Jesus storms us
He'll shoot high before us
He spalaters our hearts filled with splendour
While guns shine over the light

Destroyed by evil with freedom splattered alive
When Jesus storms us
He'll shoot high before he
Spalaters our hearts filled with splendour
While guns shine over the light

Jesus Christ...

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