Farting

blackpants · 01-6-2013, 07:55 PM

In class? At work? In the bed? Anyone have any good fart stories?

I once farted during an interview while shaking someone's hand to get up from a chair. It was at Arby's.

**i love you** · 01-6-2013, 08:04 PM

I once ripped a big one in class while everyone was taking the final exam. I was the first to finish the exam and since I was never going to see any of them again, I thought that I'd let the teacher know how shitty his class was by letting him have it up the mouth.

In the end, he gave me a B for the class when I knew I got the A LOL

**i love you** · 01-6-2013, 08:05 PM

PS: That story was made up. I just thought that I should post something in this thread xd

Arntonach · 01-6-2013, 08:10 PM

My Chief rips nasty ones. Made Thanksgiving unpleasant.

**TheSaxRunner05** · 01-6-2013, 08:20 PM

I fart a lot when I eat baked beans. I'm sure that happens to many of you.

**Tarrik** · 01-6-2013, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPopadopalis25

there exists a never-ending stream of farts that uninhibitedly rip their way out from my putrid asshole on a continual basis. not a single moment of my life is spent without noxious air pouring forth from my anus. it's hell. i want to die.

You sound like somebody that I used to know..whaaaaaaaaaat

**andy-o24** · 01-6-2013, 09:41 PM

Black pepper jack Doritos and Mountain Dew. I ripped a deep rolling toot and cleared the room of everyone, including myself. While the scent was still embedded in the carpet where I was sitting, I went up and smelled where my ass had been. The smell of methane at Yellowstone National Park was no contest to the reeking stench that was expelled from my anus and placed in the carpet.

Since then, Doritos has stopped producing the Black Pepperjack flavor.

-o24

**Riotpolice** · 01-6-2013, 10:30 PM

(This one isn't fake. )Let one out during an exam. Whole room was quiet. Suddenly, BPPRRRRTTTT out it goes to the whole world, and everyone everyone looked at me and I pointed ALL the blame to a person sitting next to me. That's probably close to the most embarrassing thing besides striping in public for me.

**blindreper1179** · 01-6-2013, 10:33 PM

(True Story) 6th grade, room is in silence. As we all sit there doing our work, the teacher walks out of the room. I whisper to the kid next to me, "Wanna here something cool?" With the reply yes, I do a noise with my throat that sounds like a fart. To my surprise, THE ENTIRE ROOM HEARD IT. I'm talking 25 people. They all knew who to quickly blame, as I sat in the very corner in the back of the room. Luckily for me though, the teacher was gone long enough to show them all what it was.

DotKritic · 01-6-2013, 11:29 PM

Testimonial: I find more often than not I am letting them loose in public. Each day, I battle gaseous fumes exalting from my asshole. I’m not sure what the core cause is but I want it to cease.

**Razor** · 01-6-2013, 11:30 PM

I had gone out to a Chinese buffet this one time and as full as a motherfucker, we stopped by Blockbuster on the way back home. Upon entering the place, I quickly ran to the Xbox 360 section and let out the most silent but deadliest fart of my life. The entire store smelled as if the sushi I had rotted in my anus, legit.

**Riotpolice** · 01-6-2013, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor

I had gone out to a Chinese buffet this one time and as full as a motherfucker, we stopped by Blockbuster on the way back home. Upon entering the place, I quickly ran to the Xbox 360 section and let out the most silent but deadliest fart of my life. The entire store smelled as if the sushi I had rotted in my anus, legit.

/ded

**ddrkid007** · 01-6-2013, 11:32 PM

This one time I... wait no, that was a shit my pants story...

**EAGAMES** · 01-6-2013, 11:34 PM

I farted really loud in church during the last prayer. Yep...

**Ohaider** · 01-6-2013, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor

we stopped by Blockbuster

Punchline

**adlp** · 01-6-2013, 11:43 PM

great thread

i remember being in first or second grade when i sneezed and farted real loud at the same time and i was super embarassed

**igotrhythm** · 01-6-2013, 11:47 PM

I forget which one of my friends said it or what they said, but I didn't agree with it. So I said back "allow me to offer my rebuttal." I turned around, pointed my ass, clenched my abdomen and lo and behold I actually farted in their general direction like a Frenchman out of Monty Python.

**A2P** · 01-6-2013, 11:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

arcade · 01-7-2013, 12:03 AM

I always have an issue telling whether it's going to be a far, or a shart.

One time, a few friends and I met in my apartment to study. We all sat down and all of a sudden this gooey fart noise comes out my ass. I was then forced to shower.

**Razor** · 01-7-2013, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A2P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

LOL

01-6-2013, 07:55 PM	#1
blackpants Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: IL Posts: 7	Farting In class? At work? In the bed? Anyone have any good fart stories? I once farted during an interview while shaking someone's hand to get up from a chair. It was at Arby's.

01-6-2013, 08:04 PM	#2
i love you Live a wonderful life~ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,313	Re: Farting I once ripped a big one in class while everyone was taking the final exam. I was the first to finish the exam and since I was never going to see any of them again, I thought that I'd let the teacher know how shitty his class was by letting him have it up the mouth. In the end, he gave me a B for the class when I knew I got the A LOL __________________ =============================== The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~ ===============================

01-6-2013, 08:05 PM	#3
i love you Live a wonderful life~ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,313	Re: Farting PS: That story was made up. I just thought that I should post something in this thread xd __________________ =============================== The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~ ===============================

01-6-2013, 08:10 PM	#4
Arntonach Owlbears Rock! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: The coldest place in hell Age: 33 Posts: 2,492	Re: Farting My Chief rips nasty ones. Made Thanksgiving unpleasant. __________________ pack of hard stuffs pack of my stuffs

01-6-2013, 08:20 PM	#5
TheSaxRunner05 The Doctor Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 6,145	Re: Farting I fart a lot when I eat baked beans. I'm sure that happens to many of you. __________________

01-6-2013, 11:29 PM	#10
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 19 Posts: 2,964	Re: Farting Testimonial: I find more often than not I am letting them loose in public. Each day, I battle gaseous fumes exalting from my asshole. I’m not sure what the core cause is but I want it to cease. __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004

01-6-2013, 11:43 PM	#16
adlp FFR Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,757	Re: Farting great thread i remember being in first or second grade when i sneezed and farted real loud at the same time and i was super embarassed __________________

01-6-2013, 11:56 PM	#18
A2P FFR Veteran Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: nah Age: 34 Posts: 3,127	Re: Farting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkuF3iFAcc&t=1m34s

01-7-2013, 12:03 AM	#19
arcade Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 78	Re: Farting I always have an issue telling whether it's going to be a far, or a shart. One time, a few friends and I met in my apartment to study. We all sat down and all of a sudden this gooey fart noise comes out my ass. I was then forced to shower.

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