Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD

**Artic_counter** · 07-8-2009, 04:09 PM

Man, kids are lucky these days...All I got back then was homeworks and a smack.

These pricks are getting porn and sex...

****ers...

http://cbs13.com/local/teacher.porn.dvd.2.1068250.html

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A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike.

Parents of students who attend Isabelle Jackson Elementary said that the woman is a good teacher, but just made a mistake that may become the most embarrassing moment of their life.

The offending DVD starts with a menu screen that displays various school trips and functions, and when you click on one of them, you see kids in a classroom sharing stories. They start clapping, then the video suddenly cuts to sex.

"It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," said 'Joe,' who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. "My son's reaction was, 'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added.

The person in the video turned out to be Isabelle Jackson Elementary fifth grade teacher Crystal Defanti.

"All she could say was that it was a horrible mix up," Joe said.

**Coolboyrulez0** · 07-8-2009, 04:16 PM

Oh god... I kind of feel sorry for the teacher but I can't stop laughing.

TD_Diarrhea · 07-8-2009, 04:16 PM

I get the buns

bluguerrilla · 07-8-2009, 04:21 PM

She did them all a favor.

**championanwar** · 07-8-2009, 04:22 PM

Mummy, whats that woman doing to that man?

ps

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Originally Posted by bluguerrilla

She did them all a favor.

LOL!

Crashfan3 · 07-8-2009, 04:23 PM

Arriving on 4chan in 3... 2... 1...

poleaxe · 07-8-2009, 04:28 PM

hahahahaha what an idiot teacher but those kids are unlucky too shes the lady in the back right

Izzy · 07-8-2009, 04:54 PM

How does that even happen. You can't reburn a dvd without reburning the whole disk.

justin_ator · 07-8-2009, 04:59 PM

Wow what a loser lololololololololol. Pwnd.

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 05:01 PM

They think the kids want a new DVD. lol

**Devilution** · 07-8-2009, 05:01 PM

hahahah.

**Artic_counter** · 07-8-2009, 05:03 PM

Can't see why people are cutesifying the B&B talk. I got the birds and the bees talk from a drunken hobo and turned out alright. A little bit crazy but still alright.

AC1speakerbox · 07-8-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Artic_counter

Can't see why people are cutesifying the B&B talk. I got the birds and the bees talk from a drunken hobo and turned out alright. A little bit crazy but still alright.

seriously?

Story. Now.

~HentaiXXX~ · 07-8-2009, 05:08 PM

I just learned from the internet about sex.

Also, her name sounds really sexy, but she doesn't look sexy at all. =(

**GG_Guru** · 07-8-2009, 05:12 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha! OMG I couldn't stop laughing LOLOLOL!

Imagine.

**mnnicol** · 07-8-2009, 05:13 PM

lol granny porn

**{Zero}** · 07-8-2009, 05:18 PM

Nayasty.

**samurai7694** · 07-8-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mnnicol

lol granny porn

**Artic_counter** · 07-8-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AC1speakerbox

seriously?

Story. Now.

Well, I was in 4th grade when that happened. I had just finished my 3 hours long hockey regular training at the arena with my hockey team. I was waiting outside on a bench for my parents to come and get since they are usually working out 'till 10 PM. Wasn't really quite out of the ordinary untill the hobo that was usually hanging around the arena decided to come and sit with my. He was and drunk and I was like (=_=) ****. So, since I didn't wanted him to get violent (you never knows), I decided not to go away. for the first 5 minutes or so, he was only giggling (which was starting to get me pretty freaked out) while drinking his #? beer but then he started to talk to me about how he ****ed a whore a while ago and stuff like that. He teached me like everything that there is to know about sex. He even offered me to see is penis but I kindly declined his offer =_= Then, my parents arrived and I said goodbye to my friend... I also remember that I runned as fast as I could to me parents car. In the car I told everything to my parent and they were like "Oh ****, what have we done..." and since then, there was always at least on of my parents present at my hockey games and trainings.

Later and only later I realised I could have been raped lol xD

One funny thing is that the drunken hobo gave me a better education then my sex ed teacher xD

cedolad · 07-8-2009, 05:59 PM

I feel bad for the kids. They're scarred for life. Granny porn at such a young age. They're gonna grow up, watching porn, and when they search the wrong thing, and see granny porn, they're gonna start twitching and ****. Start sounding like Vietnam vets, "I've seen a lot of things man...". I feel bad for them. They're gonna go to their honey moon, married to a granny because they have grown a fetish for granny porn....Terrible. Our future generations are gonna have a granny porn fetish. Thanks to this little incident.

07-8-2009, 04:16 PM	#2
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD Oh god... I kind of feel sorry for the teacher but I can't stop laughing.

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poleaxe FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: florida Posts: 341	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD hahahahaha what an idiot teacher but those kids are unlucky too shes the lady in the back right __________________

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AC1speakerbox FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 1,242	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD They think the kids want a new DVD. lol

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Devilution doin' just fine Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 32 Posts: 822	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD hahahah.

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Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 30 Posts: 1,002	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD Can't see why people are cutesifying the B&B talk. I got the birds and the bees talk from a drunken hobo and turned out alright. A little bit crazy but still alright. __________________

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~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 30 Posts: 2,955	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD I just learned from the internet about sex. Also, her name sounds really sexy, but she doesn't look sexy at all. =(

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GG_Guru Let em' do what they want Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,219	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD Hahahahahahahahahaha! OMG I couldn't stop laughing LOLOLOL! Imagine. __________________

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{Zero} Oh why hello! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Kenosha, Wisconsin Age: 30 Posts: 195	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD Nayasty.

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cedolad moonchild~ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: . Age: 30 Posts: 6,879	Re: Teacher Gives Sex Tape To 5th Graders On DVD I feel bad for the kids. They're scarred for life. Granny porn at such a young age. They're gonna grow up, watching porn, and when they search the wrong thing, and see granny porn, they're gonna start twitching and ****. Start sounding like Vietnam vets, "I've seen a lot of things man...". I feel bad for them. They're gonna go to their honey moon, married to a granny because they have grown a fetish for granny porn....Terrible. Our future generations are gonna have a granny porn fetish. Thanks to this little incident. __________________

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