A little Christmas Help

[JurseyRider734]

Okay, I know a bunch of you have already posted a 'Dear Mrs. Jursey's Mom, get her a puppy' thing...but I decided that I would make a thread for her so that there wouldn't be other posts off topic about it. Here's the deal: I'm trying to convince my parents to get me a puppy for Christmas, but they are being very mean about it and my mom keeps saying no, no matter what i do. I already offered to walk it twice a day, and feed it. This morning I spent 3 hours cleaning our kitchen out, including the microwave, refrigerator, counters, cabinets, pots, pans, dishes, windows, dishwasher, oven, and stove. I also organized a drawer that was completely messy. As you can probably tell I really want this puppy, so if you guys could help me persuade her into getting one for me, I would appreciate it. Just a little "Dear Jursey's mom, Let Jursey have the puppy she wants for Christmas. Love, (Insert name here or whatever). Yeah, I know this is lame, but I really want this damn puppy.

[ddrruler]

dear jurseys mom,
get her a puppy

sincerely,ddrruler

P.S JURSEY STOP POSTING THE LINK TO THIS THREAD IN THE CHATROOM

[ImEric12]

Dear Jursey's mom, Let Jursey have a puppy that she really really wants for Christmas, or the heathens will descend upon Europe, and everyone there will die. :<

Love, Eric.

Edit: You should name the puppy something FFR related.

:O you could name it R2

[tsutter]

GET THE DAMN PUPPY.

Love,
tsutter

[Boneti]

maybe get a life ?

[rdrew4]

PUPPY 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Tasselfoot]

Jursey's mom...

if Jursey were to get a small animal, i feel that she would try and cook it like Chinese dinner.

-Tass

[alainbryden]

Eva is the coolest person in the world, she deserves a puppy.
It will be great to see a puppy on Jursey's cam in the chat room all the time.
Please give Eva a puppy for chrismas, it will make her a more compassionate child :P

love, NEIGH













PS Jursey, when they see this, you have to leave them alone for about a week before christmas, act like you've given up on the possibility of getting a puppy. They will be more inclined to give it to you then on christmas because it won't be "do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy,do I have a puppy?" "yes here's your puppy" and a feeling of obligation. It will be more of a surprise, and they'll feel less like they had to give you a puppy, or you would be mad, and more like they gave it to you when you weren't expecting it, and make them feel good about doing it.

[JurseyRider734]

I had a rabbit, he died last month. He was nine, but I didn't try to cook it.

[Xilo]

Dear Eva's Mommy...

Please Get her a puppy that would be awesome


~Matt (Xilo)

[jazzmosis]

Dear Eva's (Attractive) Mother,

I know you don't know me, but I've been watching you for some time now, and have come to realize that you must be very lonely taking care of only a husband and Eva. Eva is a perfect daughter, one that I hope to one day marry and own many puppies with. However, due to her puppy inexperience, and her large desire to own a puppy, I request that you "surprise" her with a puppy on Christmas morning. With her experience of owning this puppy, it will undoubtedly open the door for many more puppies in her life. And do you really want to be the one standing in the way of Eva's happiness? For the sake of your child's sanity and because you love her, I feel that a puppy would be the responsible decision in order to make your daughter happy.

Failing that, at least give her enough money to go out and buy a puppy behind your back.

Sincerely,

Jazz.

PS: I bought you a scarf but I don't ever see you wear it... how come?

[Tasselfoot]

rabbit is quite tasty, actually...

[JurseyRider734]

Originally Posted by Tasselfoot

rabbit is quite tasty, actually...

Oh, thats horrible =P

[Freak83]

Hello, how are you today?

A puppy would make her happy, that is a good thing.

- Freak83

[Kenzya]

Dear parent and/or gaurdian,

Jursey wishes to procure a baby dog for Christmas. I suggest it would be an orgasmic idea if the puppy whas bought and shoved in a box for opening on Christmas.

Love,
Kenzya

[Destruction]

Dear Jursey's mother,

Your daughter would really like a puppy for christmas, I think that she deserves one because she has been a very good girl this year, Also if you dont get her one she will beat me.
so for my sake I wish you would give her one.
thank you very much

Sincerely,


Des.

[fusi0n]

Dear Jursey's mom,

If you get her a dog, I promise to consider not eating it.

lol (lots of love) ,

fusazn

[Spazzbite]

Dear Jursey's Mom,

If you get her a dog, you can instantly watch a gigantic smile spread upon her face. I remember how happy I was when I got my first puppy, and it would be great if she could feel the same way that I did.

Drake "Spazzbite" Lock.

[tnyhwk900]

Dear jursey's mom:

Get her the puppy.

Love, tnyhwk900

I am so goddamn original it shakes the earth with awesomeness.

[imported_The_Creeper]

Dear Jurseys Mom:

I hate everyone. I hope they all die. I really hope they all die. Cos they suck. Mm. quite right. Oh, and, i hope they rot in hell. Sincerelyly, The Creeper.........................................................................................(ps i hope you all die :>) err...o mean.... dear jurseys mom: Thanks to jursey, i read the bible and pray every night. My grades are up and ive never been happier... *smiles and skips off with the bible under his right arm* oh, by the way., get her the puppy please. Other wise...*sniff* my dad....who died when i was four...and i miss him so much...well..he wont live happily up in heaven and i wont be able to die a peaceful death. So for Hitlers sake-- i mean, my sake,and evas sake, get her the puppy. I mean come on look at everyone elses posts! get her the puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!