11-26-2008, 01:46 PM | #1 |
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The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
yoyo fo shizzle ma nizzle, dis me, da 1337 skeet tyrone givin u some lovin
aite so this is how ma day went u know this is like some random shnizzle canadian snowy day rite, nd walkin by me is this FINE peice of work so i decided to hit taht rite. so i was like wasup babe, u fine peice of ham, wanna hit this butcha up? and she was like rollin her eyes at me so i decided to be like more gentlemenly u know wat im sayin holmz? chicks dig that shizza aite then i was like yo leme take u to the beach, it'll be romantic babe, i'll catch a dolphin for u and cut it into little peices while chuckin them at ur head till ur unconcious then leave u dere with the dead dolphin carcass for the night then i'll come pick u up the nxt day, hows that sound babe? then she ran away so i'm like just standin there thinkin... wtf did i do wrong... so i was like just standin int he snow all emo shiz for like an hour... then i felt like tacos and just forgot about wat happened. Lesson of the day was never to ask a girl to go to the beach with you in the winter in Canada. If you do, the girl will just simply roll her eyes and walk away while secretly smiling at your face full of what the f***.
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11-26-2008, 01:48 PM | #2 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
Hahaha I think half of my brain just died.
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11-26-2008, 02:09 PM | #3 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
"yoyo fo shizzle ma nizzle, dis me, da 1337 skeet tyrone givin u some lovin"
the first line makes people NOT read. PS: wtf... lol
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11-26-2008, 02:10 PM | #4 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
not happening.
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11-26-2008, 06:04 PM | #5 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
why is it that everyone who lives a decently close distance from me on the forums is a waste of a human being
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11-26-2008, 07:25 PM | #6 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
Now that's what I call a quality piece of English literature.
Look foward to hearing much more from you. Also, when can we expect part two? Last edited by Sullyman2007; 11-26-2008 at 07:48 PM.. |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
Quote:
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11-26-2008, 07:46 PM | #8 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 1)
Looks like the quality of threads in general on FFR is definitely improving..
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11-26-2008, 07:49 PM | #9 |
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We need more Devonins.
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11-28-2008, 01:45 PM | #10 |
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The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 2)
yoyo im back, don't rmber me dwag? it's me, da 1337 skeet tyrone, givin u some lovin
aite aite, heres how ma day went. it's just like a typical random shnizzle snowy day in canada here. i've got a damn fine piece of meat girl rite, like everythin bout her's amazing cept that i'm just missin one bit of lovin from her. what i'm missin? wait dawg, u'll find out by the end of me tellin u about ma day. so like she works at a sperm donation storage place rite, so i put on ma mask and took out ma 9mm and drove to where she works. i step in, points the gun at her and asks her yo, does that lil tube beside u contain a specimen? and shes like ya, then i'm like yo drink dat up, shes like WHAT??? so i point the gun closer to her head and said yo women, u heard me, drink up, so she did. then i ask, hows that taste? shes says not bad, then i took off ma mask and says see babe, it ain't that hard is it. the nxt day she broke up with me and i'm like wtf did i do wrong! she never told me.. so i stood outside in the snow for like an hour, then suddenly, i felt like tacos so i went and got some then forgot about that shizznut Lesson of the day was if you want to accomplish something, never give up at it.
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11-28-2008, 02:17 PM | #11 |
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Re: The Story: Life, one day at a time (Part 2)
These are very entertaining... thank you for bringing your unique literature to this forum.
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