TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

[gold stinger]

Also happy election day in the americas

[roundbox]

Originally Posted by gold stinger

You heard it first here homes It's nothing BUT DICKS FROM HERE ON OUT

nah

[ShadoWolfe]

I can't believe I watched that whole 6969 video..

Oh well, at least I got this out of it:

[gold stinger]

Originally Posted by roundbox

nah

dickturd

[Charu]

Psst, by the way folks, if the Lugia person thingy is gonna be doing this, I say we should lynch them first.

Just throwin' that out there, y'know what I'm sayin'?

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by Tokzic

Guys, I know Marth isn't on the list, but I'm supposed to be a secret character. Like in Smash Bros.

Uh huh. Game's called "If Emblem was a bad employee", not "When frat bros see a cute girl"

...
also not called "If Emblem joined a gay fraternity"

Originally Posted by YoshL

like how you could unlock sonic in melee right

lol I trolled so many middle schoolers with this. I even wrote down the longest fake cheat code ever for a friend who was like frothing at the mouth for Sonic.

Originally Posted by MixMasterLar

Wait there was a character named Largo?

I feel ripped

Uh huh. Don't act like you didn't roll him.
He's pretty much you though, see?

Originally Posted by _Zenith_

Mandatory first post of the game

and last, apparently. Where you at, bruh? Oh yeah, you're allergic to D0

Originally Posted by XelNya

MML sits alone at arbys
The flesh tastes of dust to him
The void beckons
The lights go off
The slaves go home
And yet MML sits

Alone

I love you for this, Xel. <3

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by gold stinger

Also happy election day in the americas

Welcome to 2016, where the results, like everything else, including the points, won't matter.

Arbys.

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

and last, apparently. Where you at, bruh? Oh yeah, you're allergic to D0

First and last, they will all suck ass.
Arbys

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

I love you for this, Xel. <3

Statistically, no one loves you. You are alone.
Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd.

[ShadoWolfe]

Thank you, Arby's <3

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Thank you, Arby's <3

Listen to Coldplay.

[ShadoWolfe]

I'll just go straight to Taylor Swift to heal my shattered soul.

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

I'll just go straight to Taylor Swift to heal my shattered soul.

We only have coldplay, actually. Where's your God now?

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by XelNya

We only have coldplay, actually. Where's your God now?

Hah, I'll get back to you on that. Maybe after I finish singing along to every coldplay track you play (almost).

But probably not.

[MixMasterLar]

Originally Posted by R.E. Aryxi

I wonder why I took the time to listen to the entire song.. twas interesting regardless

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

I can't believe I watched that whole 6969 video..

Oh well, at least I got this out of it:

Do people here not know Ninja Sex Party? They're great.

Originally Posted by gold stinger

Also happy election day in the americas

No one I know is looking forward to today being a thing.

Originally Posted by Charu

Psst, by the way folks, if the Lugia person thingy is gonna be doing this, I say we should lynch them first.

Just throwin' that out there, y'know what I'm sayin'?

uhh...no. No I do not.

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Uh huh. Don't act like you didn't roll him.
He's pretty much you though, see?

That guy looks awesome as hell.

I don't really want to reveal my character because host suggested in OP we probably shouldn't, but I have this sneaky suspicion that they mean jack fuck all, like in boats.

Which basically means there's no point in worrying about it anyway, so just as well.

[R.E. Aryxi]

Originally Posted by MixMasterLar

Do people here not know Ninja Sex Party? They're great.

I've known about them for quite a while but i don't listen to their memes unfortunately.

[R.E. Aryxi]

Originally Posted by Charu

Psst, by the way folks, if the Lugia person thingy is gonna be doing this, I say we should lynch them first.

Just throwin' that out there, y'know what I'm sayin'?

Birb nu, pls. Thank.

[MixMasterLar]

Originally Posted by R.E. Aryxi

I've known about them for quite a while but i don't listen to their memes unfortunately.

That shit is so funny tho. Well at least to me

I Proudly hang the Ninja Sex Party Movie (That's Totally Not Happening) Poster on my wall in my game room.

[XelNya]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Hah, I'll get back to you on that. Maybe after I finish singing along to every coldplay track you play (almost).

But probably not.

You know I'll spend the rest of today roasting beef with my dank arbys memes, but only one thing matters: that coldplay gets taken out back, like the dog in old yeller. The amount of heroin, and pills I take in the restroom without washing my hands isn't enough.
Arbys: fuck coldplay with the vast nothingness that is their (complete and utter lack of actual) talent.

[MixMasterLar]

Hot Read: Xel is probably a wolf.

The proof is right there

Originally Posted by XelNya

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What more can the man say now that he has let that slip?