Old 04-22-2014, 06:00 PM   #1
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Yeah you read that right. In order to get deez credz, you gotta tell me your best joke. Car joke, blonde joke, racist joke, anything. Whoever makes me lol the hardest gets the bacon! Yall got 24 hours.

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Old 04-22-2014, 06:02 PM   #2
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Old 04-22-2014, 06:03 PM   #3
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dont you sass me, suka man.
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Old 04-22-2014, 06:05 PM   #4
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haha <3
I don't have any, tho. But GL to yall.
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What do you call two lesbians on their periods?
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The worst thing you can say to someone is "who's this clown ?". Because it implies that they're a) a clown and b) not even one of the better known clowns.

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Old 04-22-2014, 07:01 PM   #7
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Three guys arrive at the gates of heaven and the gate keeper tells them that there is only room for one of them to get in, and whoever had the worst death would be let in. The first man starts. "I thought my wife was cheating on me, so i came home early from work to try to catch her in the act. She was in the shower, but something didn't seem right so I looked around and found the guy hanging from my balcony. I stepped on his fingers and he fell three stories to the ground, but landed in a bush so I took my refrigerator and pushed it off the balcony and killed him. I felt so awful the I grabbed my gun and shot myself" The second guy says " I way trying out my new yoga mat on my fourth story balcony when I fell. I amazingly caught the balcony below me, but then this guy stepped on my fingers and I fell to the ground. Amazingly I landed in the bushes and was ok...until a refrigerator fell on me." The third guy says "Picture this, you are hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
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no one bothered to post a 4chan story? I'm disappointed.

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Old 04-22-2014, 11:53 PM   #10
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It's all fun and games until a child dies -- hentai.

idk i'm bad at actual jokes.
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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''
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"God is a ghost who haunts us through death. We merely survive in this Kakfaesque hellscape," I thought as I stood over the bathtub, peeing.
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Find one of my song of the week posts. They're all really funny.

Actually, the same can be said about most of my posts.

I'm a complete joke.
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What's the difference between a hot pie and a hot pussy?

I use protection when I handle a hot pie.
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Elijah man... Has anyone ever told you that you have extraordinarily straight legs for a fisherman?
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Bacon and eggs walk into a diner and sitdown. The waitress says "sorry we don't serve breakfast"
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all of these jokes suck; stop trying to be edgy
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