You know you suck if...

KaBlammo · 07-28-2009, 04:02 AM

You can't AAA Excite Bike.
In about 20 tries.
Excuse me while I smash my head through a window.

**Conorn** · 07-28-2009, 04:04 AM

**V.!.P.gUrL CryYstal** · 07-28-2009, 04:14 AM

Viewtiful Joe

**TC_Halogen** · 07-28-2009, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaBlammo

You can't AAA Excite Bike.
In about 20 tries.
Excuse me while I smash my head through a window.

Just say you have Vista. All of the good players use that excuse.

Seefu Sefirosu · 07-28-2009, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaBlammo

You can't AAA Excite Bike.
In about 20 tries.
Excuse me while I smash my head through a window.

It took me 115 tries.

And if TC_Halogen asks (or if anyone asks), yeah, I do actually have Vista.

**TC_Halogen** · 07-28-2009, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seefu Sefirosu

It took me 115 tries.

And if TC_Halogen asks (or if anyone asks), yeah, I do actually have Vista.

See?

**Dreddshott** · 07-28-2009, 04:35 AM

Nothing wrong with the Vista excuse

**championanwar** · 07-28-2009, 04:37 AM

/Sightread ;D

**Adamaja456** · 07-28-2009, 07:47 AM

meh, took me over 400 legit tries. when it first came out, i was a n00b and couldnt understand the simple pattern.

leonid · 07-28-2009, 07:49 AM

Took me about eight times

**Plan_Bsk81127** · 07-28-2009, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TC_Halogen

Just say you have Vista. All of the good players use that excuse.

ahem, no need for me to use this as an excuse.

**Mr.Nothing** · 07-28-2009, 08:19 AM

I sightread that crap.
I wish I had been new to the game when it came out,
I never understood why some have difficulty with it.

MinaciousGrace · 07-28-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leonid

Took me about eight hundred tries

needs to be fgo

**ichliebekase** · 07-28-2009, 08:35 AM

Vista doesn't suck for this game. I use vista and I'm improving so the vista excuse doesn't really work.
Took me 4 tries, but I just like playing it when I'm bored.

**kmay** · 07-28-2009, 08:36 AM

just say you lag a lot... excite bike isn't really that easy...

**demonllama6124** · 07-28-2009, 08:45 AM

1x screen cut.lol

MinaciousGrace · 07-28-2009, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichliebekase

Vista doesn't suck for this game. I use vista and I'm improving so the vista excuse doesn't really work.
Took me 4 tries, but I just like playing it when I'm bored.

hey wait how many of you guys supporting vista have spent days doing in depth testing of performance of FFR on vista vs xp

oh wait none of you

and don't give me that "you don't have enough ram" crap

I BOUGHT A ****ING LAPTOP WITH 2 GIGS OF ****ING RAM IN 07 IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY A ****ING 30 FPS FLASH GAME MADE IN 02 FASTER THAN 20 ****ING FPS OK

IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I NEED MORE THAN 2 ****ING GIGS OF RAM TO UP MY FRAMERATE WHILE USING VISTA THEN HEY GUESS WHAT?

THE ****ING OS SUCKS.

IF YOU HAVE TO SPEND TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A ****ING COMPUTER WITH VISTA TO PLAY ****ING FFR AT THE MAX FRAMERATE COMPARED TO THREE HUNDRED FOR AN OLD XP COMP HEY GUESS WHAT?

THE ****ING OS ****ING SUCKS.

holy **** I can ****ING COUNT THE ****ING FRAMES WHEN MY GAME LAGS THATS HOW ****ING BAD IT IS

**tofurox** · 07-28-2009, 08:53 AM

someone's balls are in your mouth

MinaciousGrace · 07-28-2009, 08:54 AM

if you learned to play ffr at 18 fps average you'd have a problem with people telling you "nothing is wrong" as well

**Coolboyrulez0** · 07-28-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinaciousGrace

hey wait how many of you guys supporting vista have spent days doing in depth testing of performance of FFR on vista vs xp

oh wait none of you

and don't give me that "you don't have enough ram" crap

I BOUGHT A ****ING LAPTOP WITH 2 GIGS OF ****ING RAM IN 07 IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY A ****ING 30 FPS FLASH GAME MADE IN 02 FASTER THAN 20 ****ING FPS OK

IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT I NEED MORE THAN 2 ****ING GIGS OF RAM TO UP MY FRAMERATE WHILE USING VISTA THEN HEY GUESS WHAT?

THE ****ING OS SUCKS.

IF YOU HAVE TO SPEND TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A ****ING COMPUTER WITH VISTA TO PLAY ****ING FFR AT THE MAX FRAMERATE COMPARED TO THREE HUNDRED FOR AN OLD XP COMP HEY GUESS WHAT?

THE ****ING OS ****ING SUCKS.

holy **** I can ****ING COUNT THE ****ING FRAMES WHEN MY GAME LAGS THATS HOW ****ING BAD IT IS

and that about sums it up.
Played FFR just fine on an '03 1/2gb XP... And at home on my '05 3gb XP.. but guess what no... It's not gonna run (Get like 20 fps lmao) on the '09 4gb Vista Premium.

oh yeah every other game works fine on it, flash or .exe so I'm slowly starting to think it's the developers fault...
(Stepmania runs beautifully btw)

07-28-2009, 04:02 AM	#1
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07-28-2009, 08:19 AM	#12
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