It's time for a creepy animals thread

**Nullifidian** · 04-4-2013, 12:14 AM

Inspired by moches' cute animals thread, I think it's time for a creepy animals thread. Post your best (preferably with name too!).

Tropical Harvestman

Hatchetfish

Some species of giant centipede

And while we're at it, a house centipede

Pacu Fish

A (rare blue) coconut crab

Mouth of a leatherback turtle

Frill Sharks

Patas monkey

Giant Isopod

Goblin Shark

Indian Gharial

Motherfucking botflies:

MOTHERFUCKING golden orb weaver spiders

FissionMailed1 · 04-4-2013, 12:19 AM

Not going to lie, I'm pretty fearful of every animal posted here. Especially that leather turtle, holy shit.

**Fluvs** · 04-4-2013, 12:21 AM

Noooooooooooo

**DragonIIDX** · 04-4-2013, 12:24 AM

Nu-uh...

**travman301** · 04-4-2013, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _.Spitfire._

Goblin Shark

Okay. That simply doesn't do the terrifying Goblin Shark justice.

Behold the truly horrifying Goblin Shark.

**Nullifidian** · 04-4-2013, 01:01 AM

oh yeah, I forgot about that gif lmao

**noname219** · 04-4-2013, 01:21 AM

*Open first spoiler*

Oh god no.

*Quits*

Btw : water bears

**eastsideman09** · 04-4-2013, 01:27 AM

The idea of a tapeworm living inside of you is horrifying to me.

**travman301** · 04-4-2013, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noname219

*Open first spoiler*

Oh god no.

*Quits*

Btw : water bears

Water bears are my favorite micro-organisms by far. :3

**Zageron** · 04-4-2013, 01:37 AM

and in srs

Arntonach · 04-4-2013, 02:01 AM

japanese spider crab says hi

**noname219** · 04-4-2013, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by travman301

Water bears are my favorite micro-organisms by far. :3

They're awesome and fascinating, but I find them reeeeeaaaaaallly creepy.

**Nullifidian** · 04-4-2013, 02:08 AM

Probably one of the creepiest animals are parasites that live inside you, so I'll just post a bit more of them:

Quote:

Originally Posted by _.Spitfire._

Motherfucking botflies. They lay eggs in flesh, including that of humans!

If you're not yet convinced that these flies are absolutely terrifying, this will do it for you. They lay their eggs usually in cattle but humans will do just fine. They search for wounds to try and lay their eggs in. Once the eggs hatch, the 200 or so larvae will start to burrow and eat flesh from within to grow. The bigger they grow the more flesh they'll need causing all sorts of gross oozing nastiness. Now, they don't always need a wound to lay their eggs in. Nostrils or eyelids will do just fine as seen in this picture:

And to further creep you out, there's these fucks:

These are eye worms that penetrate the inside of your eye and live there. You might be thinking oh well thank goodness that's in a frog's eye. Can't possibly happen to humans, right? Right?!

Now the following bitches are probably even creepier to look at. They're called Leucochloridium Paradoxum and are hatched inside birds. These birds poop them out every once in a while and they just chill in the poop for a while. They have to reproduce though and to do that they have to get back inside the bird to lay their eggs there. But how do you get back inside a bird again if you were just chilling in their poop? Easy, you wait till a snail comes by and try to attract the birds! How do they attract the birds? Like this:

Aldentron · 04-4-2013, 02:26 AM

yo spitfire you're wrecking this shit, keep it up! good read right before bed

supermousie · 04-4-2013, 02:30 AM

This is great motivation for me to never go outside again. GG spitfire

Aldentron · 04-4-2013, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Bobbit worm

(Eunice aphroditois)

is a species of polychaete worm found in Indo-Pacfic waters. Like something out of someones nightmare this worm buries itself in the mud where it waits for an unwary animal to swim by, it then attacks the animal with a mouth full of sharp teeth with enough speed to cut some animals in half. and if that wasn’t scary enough these worms can grow up to 10ft long! (they average at 3ft though).

Phylogeny

Animalia-Annelida-Polychaeta-Eunicida-Eunicidae-Eunice-aphroditois

**Nullifidian** · 04-4-2013, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supermousie

This is great motivation for me to never go outside again. GG spitfire

edit: woah alden that worm looks sick as fuck

**AlexDest** · 04-4-2013, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _.Spitfire._

These are eye worms that penetrate the inside of your eye and live there. You might be thinking oh well thank goodness that's in a frog's eye. Can't possibly happen to humans, right? Right?!

fuck

you

FissionMailed1 · 04-4-2013, 02:42 AM

lmfaooo, that gif.

Aldentron · 04-4-2013, 02:43 AM

cicadas creep a lot of people out, i think they're beautiful right before they shed, when they cling to a leaf or branch and begin to seemingly meditate

04-4-2013, 12:14 AM	#1
Nullifidian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 1,837	It's time for a creepy animals thread Inspired by moches' cute animals thread, I think it's time for a creepy animals thread. Post your best (preferably with name too!). Tropical Harvestman Hatchetfish Some species of giant centipede And while we're at it, a house centipede Pacu Fish A (rare blue) coconut crab Mouth of a leatherback turtle Frill Sharks Patas monkey Giant Isopod Goblin Shark Indian Gharial Motherfucking botflies: They lay eggs in flesh, including that of humans! MOTHERFUCKING golden orb weaver spiders __________________ Last edited by Nullifidian; 04-4-2013 at 06:42 AM..

04-4-2013, 12:19 AM	#2
FissionMailed1 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,267	Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread Not going to lie, I'm pretty fearful of every animal posted here. Especially that leather turtle, holy shit. __________________ YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS. MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN. YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND. YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE. THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS. I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

04-4-2013, 12:21 AM	#3
Fluvs FFR Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Age: 32 Posts: 674	Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread Noooooooooooo __________________

04-4-2013, 01:01 AM	#6
Nullifidian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Sep 2007 Age: 34 Posts: 1,837	Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread oh yeah, I forgot about that gif lmao __________________

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04-4-2013, 02:01 AM	#11
Arntonach Owlbears Rock! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: The coldest place in hell Age: 33 Posts: 2,492	Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread japanese spider crab says hi __________________ pack of hard stuffs pack of my stuffs

04-4-2013, 02:42 AM	#19
FissionMailed1 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Massachusetts Age: 33 Posts: 1,267	Re: It's time for a creepy animals thread lmfaooo, that gif. __________________ YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS. MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN. YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND. YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE. THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS. I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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