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![]() (this shit's been APPROVED, MOTHER****ER) Updated Rules-- Read this pls: [~]As in the thread title, each of your posts should contain 5 words that contribute to the story. [~]What you write can be as ridiculous as you want. Just link it to the previous bits of the story and you're good. [~]Be funny. [~]Don't try too hard to be funny. If you have to try, chances are you aren't. [~]If the person before you has ended in a period, start a new sentence so the story actually makes sense. (thanks Ben) [~]Try to appear that you have some semblance on the English language by spealling corecttly, and by using correct punctuation and grammar. Or at least try your hardest to use the following properly: Capitalisation (eXaMpLe), speech marks (""), commas(,), periods (.), speech marks (""), colons (:), speech marks (""), semicolons (;), tildes (~), hyphens (-), speech marks(""), etc. (I mean come on guys, Nikola Tesla could speak eight languages fluently. Most of us speak just one (and a lot do a pretty shitty job of it)) [~]Please don't include ellipses (...) in your post, and don't capitalise unless the previous five words ended in a period. I have to remove them manually when I update this post, which slows the updating process. [~]Use your --{~=iMaGiNaTiOn=~}-- [~]Here are some ideas if you have no imagination: Charlie Sheen, hookers, MAD CUZ BAD, aliens, YaBoy, voting for Nixon, poop, surprise buttsex, tarantulas, making fun of hi19 for making yet another impossible to achieve token file(lmfao), potato, calling Middie "Osstin", Kommisar, Kommisar's coffee teeth, Canadians, drinking, penis, Chinese sneaker factories, gambling, illicit drugs, origami, kittens, wireless printers, barbeque tongs, dong xi, Dossar, Synthlight, tissue boxes, three-piece suits, crane-kicking people in the chin, flying, trains, LCDs, and monkeys. ============================================================================================================ Updated to post #710 by request. Fuck you for making me come back and inadvertently read the SAOP shit (Feb 7 SotW newspost) bc shit if that ain't stars aligning, then well fuc. 18/03/14 (rated M for moobs) Last edited by supermousie; 11-24-2014 at 09:50 PM.. Reason: boners |
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Once upon a time there...
edit: oooooops, i definitely didn't realize that cellphone part was your contribute! my bad.
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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was this hot stripper who...
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Snake Princess
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amazon Lily
Age: 28
Posts: 931
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was jumping on a bed...
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Quasi-porn
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when suddenly out of nowhere...
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LMFAO screw it. I like where this is going already.
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Vophie
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 27
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a time portal had opened.
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OP doesn't count anymoar ;D
Charlie Sheen sauntered out, smokin' |
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Quasi-porn
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bangin' his seven gram rocks....
PS. it's been an hour ![]() |
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Vophie
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 27
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cause that's how he rolls...
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~Bleeding Gash~
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his joints in cigar paper
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sonder
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Even so, he wanted to...
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Snake Princess
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amazon Lily
Age: 28
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do a backflip while singing...
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: MN
Age: 29
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a lullaby to his sweet..
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she/they
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 703
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dead wife and kids who
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VICES
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Germany
Age: 27
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have deceased in a disastrous
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accident involving a tiger, lube,
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Forum User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Age: 25
Posts: 1,396
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and several hundred gigolos. A
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she/they
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 703
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witness described the scene as
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@luisthecomposer
Join Date: Aug 2008
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the best damn thing to
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