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We've grown so used to his feeling on us instead of girls that we hardly notice. Until he forces our head into his chest. ("Ahh! My pen!"<--think about it, you'll get it). I need to go to sleep. Big test tomorrow. Really big. |
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TAKS test is nothing. Live with it you wuss.
And enjoy your gay jokes. I know I do. My friend, the one who introduced me to FFR but quit quite suddenly (because he still has a life. Lu53r) does the best gay hooker impression I've ever seen. It's almost scary. Q |
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umm...me and my girl cybered kinda once....and she like to play halo with me ever once in a while...does that count?
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Pile of crap> Cybering> having to listen to Izzi
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gotta keep the boards PG-13...but strip Super Monkey Ball (target flight mode, or w/e it is), is one i think i can mention without crossing any lines...oh, and i've gotten oral sex while playing super mario brothers 3
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I made out with my girlfriend while we were both hiding within the palace of Nepal, a country of Buddhists in the Himalayas. The city was besieged by Maoist (Communist) rebels and while the armies were fighting, we managed to sneak into the bedchamber and made out. This is a true story, I triple guarentee you.
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Congrats Fish.
But that story isn't so much impressive as it is sad. Why didn't you just pause the game?
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Because making out with his girlfriend while playing caused him to gain a 3 minute speed boost.
Duh. here's the math: Fish + F-Zero + Girlfriend + 16 hour drum solo to the power of cheese + makeout session = 3 minute speed boost squared = diamond cup winnar
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Aherm... My story...
I was playing stepmania on my PC and my g/f was laying on my bed and watching the TV then started watching me play SM... After a while she said, "You sure are pretty fast!" and I reply, "And only one handed... My fingers gotta move fast..." then she said, "Why not put those fast fingers to better use?" which then after getting a C on Halloween, she pulled me onto my bed, and yeah... Makeout session with SM jukebox mode in the background... Nothing CRAZY happened, as much as Zildjian would love to hear that something CRAZY did happen... But yeah... That's my story... ![]()
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What's this "girlfriend" thing?
I've never heard of one. =( |
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You know, like the Manticore, the Hydra, Dragons, "girlfriend". You know.
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The first 3 months of the relationship I'm in were spent in the arcade.
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I got head while playing an Endurance race on GT4. It was the Numinburgh(sp?) 4 hour endourance race on B-Spec 3x speed. Of course the head was over before the race was finished but I still managed to win. Can't actually say it was a hard thing when you got the Nissan R89c on your side. But Eh, whatever.
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sry i gotta say it if your with your girlfriend and she wants it and your saying you want to finish your game...you gots a problem :P but nah this never happened to me
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Well she wasn't my girlfriend but we are really good friends. Well we were at Lucky's playin DDR and well shes amazingly good at the game, but by some miraculous incident I start beating her pretty bad. Well me and her joke around a lot when we do stuff like that, but as soon as she started losing she tries to seduce me and keep my eyes off the screen. Obviously I was caught between the two things I love, seductive women and DDR. Well after she about gets herself killed she starts to somewhat make out with me while I'm still playing the game. I managed to pass with a C but whatever I did after that song was definatly a AAA.
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