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This morning, as I was going about my daily routine, I thought to myself, I want to let people know about this. Surely, a person of my stature should be shared and knowledge of myself be passed around. I mean if I use a new shampoo, I don't just want my mom and dad and brother...and friends...and my brother's friends...and the neighborhood kids...and the old dude across the street...to know. I want EVERYONE to know. Many others have felt that way too, which is why approximately 74%* of the nation blogs.
*(not a real figure) People blog what they did that day, what they're thinking, their innermost desires and dreams, and other stupid and boring crap for (they hope) the entire world to read. But nobody really wants to read any of that...I mean, do I honestly care that you broke up with your girlfriend/boyfriend/mother? Do I really want to read your sappy, stupid poetry that only you get while you maintain a self-arrogant air of self enlightenment because we "haven't been shown the truth" yet? Do I really want to know what music you're listening to? Of course not. So instead of wasting gigabytes of bandwidth every day from sites such as Xanga, Livejournal and Blog, we'll localize the idiocy, and plant it right here. In FFR, our homeland. So blog away, fellow FFRers, and bore us all to death! I shall start. Date 8/17/04 Today was boring. No, really. I mean, like, boring as hell. And painful for that matter. I woke up far too early, because I had to go to the dentist. I got out of bed, took a shower, brushed my teeth, shaved. I went downstairs and had some Coffee. Checked my messages on the computer, then I sat down to play some UT in the nude. My mom walked in, freaked out, and told me to put some fucking pants on. I told her to shut up, I was busy. So then she planted a roundhouse kick right into my monitor (I'm managing to type without seeing because I'm just that badass). So I said "oh no you don't bitch" and swung her into a folding table that conveniently happened to be there. So then we climbed into the wrestling ring in our backyard and went at it. First she smacked me with a chair, but it just broke over my muscles of steel. Then she took a baseball bat and hit me, but the shock wave from the assault on my finely tuned body backfired and exploded the bat in her face. So I won. Then I had to go to the dentist and that was annoying. I'm tired of writing now, I'm going to go have lunch. Current Mood: Lampshade Current Music: Curious George EDIT: Upon reading my post, I said to myself...God, I sound like Maddox. My baddassity level is shooting through the roof today. |
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Date 8/17/2004
Today is my birthday. We are having crabs for dinner. Thats all I have to say. |
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Date 8/17/2004
I woke up at 11:35. I was still very tired. I played computer and took a show. I had a ham and pickle sandwich for dinner. I just read this post and now i'm bored as hell so I listen to music.
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august 17s
i woke up at noon and ate some poptarts while watching star trek. right now i'm listening to some music while talking with some of my friends later this evening i have to go to cross country practice. BOOOO |
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8/17/2004
Current music: Emo (duh!) Current mood: obseqious hmmm...bleh Sorry about the intro. Well. Today has been pretty uneventful so far. I woke up around 9:30 today. Actually, it was more like 9:26, but I guess it doesn't really matter. I really had to take a piss this morning so I walked over to the bathroom, closed the door behind me, walked to the toilet, pulled my wee wee out and relieved myself. I remembered to flush the toilet this time (go me!) Today, my piss was a rather unsettling color of yellow, which reminded me that school is starting soon WHICH SUCKS. omg my life sucks so bad. The only thing that keeps me from snapping is my EMO music, which I listen to when I feel like crying. Speaking of crying, after my daily cry at 10 o'clock this morning, I couldn't find any tissues. I used a paper towel instead. It irritated my eyes. My plans for today were to hang out with my friends and listen to EMO together, but Nooooo, i have to read fucking 2 BOOKS FOR SCHOOL! Sometimes I feel like killing myself. I asked the teacher if I could read the anarchist's cookbook for school, but she (obviously lol) was a bitch and now I have to read books with character development in them. I don't understand why nobody understands my rebellious tendencies. Like this one time...I stole these chips from the cafeteria. I was buying my lunch and I stuck the chips under the tray I was carrying. Stupid bitch didn't even notice. I proudly showed them off to my friends and received a round of High Fives (thx tommy, jon, and jessica lol). Well, I'd continue ranting, but I have to do fucking homework...soooo gay. -Lupineko_the_Azn |
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I don't know the date
No Music No Mood (i'm too deep to have a mood defined by simple english words) Today I woke up, and ate breakfast. It was....inspiring....almost brought me to tears at the time. In fact, I have to stop writing, I'm way too emotional to continue, my tears might short circuit the computer.... |
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(august 15) we pulled an all nighter at the camp I was in. i stayed awake for 22 hours and 50 minutes. We were watching Secret Window, but then the PS2 crapped out cuz we had been playing DDR and Super Puzzle Fighter (shrazy!) nonstop. [PM me if you know the ending. I was up to the part when he drives the jeep off the cliff and loses his watch.]
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Some people (like me) keep a blog because they are too lazy to keep a hand-written journal. I could care less if people read it or not, although occasionally, I will point people there upon a bad day or something because it's a hundred thousand times easier than describing it all again to everyone that asks if something is wrong.
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,078
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Maddox is retarted now.
So anti=retarted. As if there was every any question. ![]()
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I thought this was gonna be: POST YOUR BROG! LOL! WAYT I CNAT LAFF CUZ I EMO. CRAI!
8/17/04 Mood: Content, but bored, sorta. Music: None. So I had some entamens cookies just before I wrote this. With milk. Man, were those good. Qreepy out.
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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lol thred = sux?
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where do you THINK I live?
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8/17/04
Mood: Not caring about this thread Music: EDIT: I decided to take it out. I'm replying to the lamest thread ever, http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...wtopic&t=16161 , and throwing darts at a picture of Anticombie's avatar that I glued to my dart board. Yay, bullseye. Bai2u, MoP EDIT2: Guess not... I know I read it somewhere.
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Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate |
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this is different. It's not advertising your weblog, it's asking you to post a journal entry.
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8/17/04
Current Mood: SEPCIALS Current Music: They Might Be Giants - Become A Robot yeah so today i decided to investigate just what makes those things you know what i mean, and you don't well anyway these things they were a little volaitile but i didn't falter i held my head up high and PLEASE INSERT 25 and i showed no fear and thus the story of how i liberated the hypoteneuse of the elder's village with its centurion towers and malaric skyscrapers in the sky and then the end was the end and the end the end (ps lol im hot) also available at http://www.livejournal.com/users/moogy_/
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Quote:
http://maddox.xmission.com/oil.html |
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oh nos copyright infringement
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Haha, true FFR. The funny thing is that I didnt' even realize it until I reread it. Then I was like "holy copyright, batman!"
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it's the dill.
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