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Old 03-21-2004, 08:05 PM   #1
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Here are some funny zen thoughts to loosen up after debating in the other topics. I found these ioff of a couple of websites...in case you recognized any of them.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like...night

Change is inevitable, except for vending machines.

Eagles may soar, but weasals don't get sucked into jet engines.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light and a dark side, and it holds together the universe.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have the film.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles ends with a broken fan belt and a leaking tire.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you have an open mind, keep your chin up, or your brains may fall out.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious.

Don't get mad...get even.

If a tree falls, and nobody is around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?


Like them? Hate them? Know any other ones? I wanna know. ^_^
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Old 04-18-2004, 04:39 PM   #2
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amazing, well done.

come up with them yourself?
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Old 04-18-2004, 04:41 PM   #3
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damn...forgot my login...
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Old 04-18-2004, 04:45 PM   #4
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Those are pretty cool.
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Old 04-18-2004, 05:00 PM   #5
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Not all of them are original, but some of them Ive never heard. Nice job.
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Old 04-19-2004, 08:33 AM   #6
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Ever wonder what goes on at the sub-Planck level? Don't. You'll never know anyway.

theres another one
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Old 04-20-2004, 12:44 AM   #7
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Ahhh my man Confucius..

*He who run in front of car get tired.

*He who run behind car get exhausted.

*He who drive like hell is bound to get there.

*He who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:37 PM   #8
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Alas..I wish I could say they were originals, but I can't. Actually, I was really bored and put in a google search for funny zen thoughts. A couple are from Far Side Comics.

Oh, and here's another Confucius for JustJono (my boyfriend told me this one):

Confucius say: He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Keep on posting with other zen thoughts. ^_^
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Old 04-23-2004, 06:05 AM   #9
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If you lend someone a little money and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
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Old 04-23-2004, 07:05 AM   #10
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2 Men running from battle. The man 10 steps from the battle cant call the man 20 steps away a coward.
Its japanese, so it didnt come out too clever sounding.


To obtain a bird's eye is to turn a blizzard into a breeze.
that's actually a quote from "Incubus" the band.


Even monkeys fall from trees.
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Old 04-23-2004, 10:14 AM   #11
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i am nobody... and nobody is perfect... so therefore i am perfect!
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