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Wish granted, but the whole web goes down in the whole world and noone ever sees this page. Period.
I wish I wasnt drinking out of a pink cup. |
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wish granted but now its "hot" pink
i wish i wasnt soo hot (lolz) |
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Praise the sun mofo
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lordran
Age: 28
Posts: 4,177
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Wish granted, but now everyone thinks your too hot and they couldn't go out with you.
I wish I was in a band. =D
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And She Screams My Name
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Granted, but no one likes your music
I wish I was in a band
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You get in a band. You get famous, everyone knows you, the chicks dig you, and you thought it can't get any better. But when your band and you were flying to another country to have a band tour, you get shot down by crazy fanboy-terrorists.
I wish I can have a lucid dream anytime I want.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city)
Posts: 291
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Now you do, but you get lucid daydreams all the time in class, and start talking to yourself in your sleep. You get suspended for excessive vulgar comments.
I wish I had a Boys Gone Nuts magazine. (A silly invention of mine that pops up a lot in many of my stories, especially Local Reality.)
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My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content |
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#1067 |
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The Lulz, Do It For Them
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YOUR WISH IS GRANTED, BUT NOW UR OFFICIALLY A ***!!!!!!!
I wish i had 1million bucks~~~ |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jan 2007
Age: 30
Posts: 906
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wish granted but then u lose it all gambleing!!
i wish i had a sports car... |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city)
Posts: 291
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Now you do, but Bill Gates is complaining on the news that 1 million bucks of his money is missing, and you are the first suspect.
(I'm a girl.) I wish my spiked bracelet fit me properly. It's a little loose. EDIT: Ninja'd.
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My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content |
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Wish granted but u put it on inside out and now its stabbing u!!!!! i wish i understood women |
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#1071 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jan 2007
Age: 30
Posts: 906
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wish granted but now u like men instead!
i wish i was 7 feet tall... |
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#1072 |
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The Lulz, Do It For Them
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wish granted but ur wish gets jacked up and u are now 7"
i wish i had peanut butter for eternity |
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And She Screams My Name
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Granted, but now you can't have Jelly
I wish there were over 1,000,000,000 people on FFR
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 734
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Granted, but they all spam on the forums.
I wish I could FC Crowdpleaser. |
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And She Screams My Name
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Granted, but FC actually means F*ck
I wish I could be a woman for a day
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#1076 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 734
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Granted, but you are the ugliest woman ever.
I wish my wish didn't get corrupted. |
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And She Screams My Name
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Granted, but now you can't make anymore wishes until you wish to have this wish reversed, leaving you in a paradox for all eternity.
I wish my friends though Barney was cool
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 734
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Granted but so do you.
Well, I can't make a wish, soo... I would be happy if everyone on the forums had grammer good. XD |
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And She Screams My Name
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Lawl
I wish falcondude could wish again
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 734
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Granted but all my wishes are bad.
I wish Hitler was alive. |
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