[Demidetirus]

Squeek is the patron spirit of learning stuff, but it's so ironic watching him rant about how school is there for you to learn when he's "too cool for school".

If they're stupid enough to have the computer run the cd drive/floppy drive before the hard disk drive, you could always use a boot disk. Then delete all of the school records, get arrested, go to jail, live out your life giving blow jobs to convicts, etc.