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Old 09-26-2016, 05:54 PM   #12
Red Blaster
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Default Re: Say you're about to leave earth

The what:
1. A fleshlight
2. Books on botany/horticulture
3. Some form of music storage and playback device and the means of keeping it operational.

The why:
1. Kinda obvious, but I'm gonna need something a little more substantial than my hand.
2. When/if I get where I'm going I'm going to need to know how to grow plants for various uses, so I figured it'd be the most useful subject to study in the meantime.
3. Cant travel across the universe and not bring sweet tunes.

The how:
1. Probably stash it in my pants
2. I honestly don't know, I'd assume the people behind the mission would just allow me to bring books.
3. Break into the rocket the night before launch and hide it somewhere not obvious
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