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Old 06-3-2014, 02:05 AM   #1544
Litodude
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Default Re: League of Legends [v2]

ok nigs story time

ranked game time

felt good, fingers working great, no game freezing gg sure i got this

yasuo top

against renek

nbd i'm stronger lvl 1-2

lvl2 all-in him since he's lvl 1

ignite

fuck don't get the kill

shit i lost lane because of that

he had tp and i lose the cs adavntage as i am chunked to half with no pots and he tele'd back with 3

fuck had to recall

miss cs as he aggressively pushed like he should

i die to nocturne gank twice and solo undertower

renekton buys thornmail first item like wtf u srs

thankfully i maxed e first because i actually know how to play yasuo but fuck shit fuck can't do consistent dmg

get sshiv but spike too late can only farm

0/3 18 cs down early game fuck this game isn't going good

my poppy jungle is d/c'ing all over the fucking place

shit not looking good

diana ends the game with like 20/5 ya she was fuccen wrecking our ori mid

teamfights all over the place

we get first drag but other drags and 1st baron are lost without any contest from our side

get solo kill on jinx twice so i'm not trash but mna could have done better

ori lands 2 ultis which i ulti'd on the entire game

1st time was bot but i was chunked at like 10% health so i ulti'd and immediately died FUCK

2nd time is where shit gets real

when i talk come back i mean fuccen com back

about 9.5k gold down and 13 kills or something stupid

2nd time ori uses ulti she did it like fucking during a nocturne ulti

second baron contest

34 minutes in

only me and her had vision of the shockwave, she lands two, i press r like an idiot fucking die in like 1.9 seconds

we kill diana and karma though so that's good

unfortunately only thresh lives

mid inhib is already gone they just finished pushing the wave

jinx,renek, and noc head to baron

thresh pings to go to baron

this fucking thresh toxic as shit all game fuck this ***** we're not gonna win that fight

he keeps going

i spawn, homeguards, lucian spawns earlier than me

he thinks the same as me and goes for mid lane minions

thresh lands a hook on jinx at baron, doesn't go in

i use e aggressively on minion wave to try and make it to thresh/baron fast

this is a fucking bad idea i shouldn't go

thesh lands a hook on jinx again

holy shit he's gonna go in

fuck fuck can i make it

he q's in

HITS FLAY ON ALL 3

I ULTI

OH FUCK

SWISH SWOOSH SWISH SWOOSHSWASH

DURING THAT ONE SECOND IN THE AIR I'M THINKING

'HOLY SHIT HOYL SHIUT WE JUST FUCKING WON, WE JUST FUCKING WON'

ORRYEGATONNNNNN

DELETE JINX

WIND WALL OVER BARON PUT FUCK U KARMA

WRECK NOC

KILL RENEKTON

5V2 BARREL DOWN MID LANE

TAKE TIER2

TAKE INHIB TUIRRET

TAKE INHIB

CATCH DIANA

HOYL SHIT

HOLY SHIT WE WON FUCK YES


9.5K DEFECIT

SHIT LOAD OF KILLS DOWN


god damn.
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