[Zephei]

On Friday night, I woke up under my desk vomiting with stabbing shoulder pain and missing eyeglasses. Went to bed. After a sleepless night, I couldn't move my arm without experiencing severe pain. My brother took me to the ER the following afternoon, where I got x-rays of my arms, a blood lab, a CT-scan and an MRI on my head, and an EEG. I was also treated for moderate facial bruising. The tests returned normally, apart from a fracture in my right humerus.

After 20 long hours, they finally released me with an arm sling and no specific explanation of what happened. I eventually found my glasses, broken, behind my desk. When I got back to my computer, I found an FFR results screen.

From what I can piece together, I somehow passed out while playing FFR, hit my face on my desk, fell off my chair and broke my arm.

Kids, play FFR responsibly. This is not a game.