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Originally Posted by Litodude

>ok nigs story time

>ranked game time

>felt good, fingers working great, no game freezing gg sure i got this

>yasuo top

>against renek

>nbd i'm stronger lvl 1-2

>lvl2 all-in him since he's lvl 1

>ignite

>fuck don't get the kill

>shit i lost lane because of that

>he had tp and i lose the cs adavntage as i am chunked to half with no pots and he tele'd back with 3

>fuck had to recall

>miss cs as he aggressively pushed like he should

>i die to nocturne gank twice and solo undertower

>renekton buys thornmail first item like wtf u srs

>thankfully i maxed e first because i actually know how to play yasuo but fuck shit fuck can't do consistent dmg

>get sshiv but spike too late can only farm

>0/3 18 cs down early game fuck this game isn't going good

>my poppy jungle is d/c'ing all over the fucking place

>shit not looking good

>diana ends the game with like 20/5 ya she was fuccen wrecking our ori mid

>teamfights all over the place

>we get first drag but other drags and 1st baron are lost without any contest from our side

>get solo kill on jinx twice so i'm not trash but mna could have done better

>ori lands 2 ultis which i ulti'd on the entire game

>1st time was bot but i was chunked at like 10% health so i ulti'd and immediately died FUCK

>2nd time is where shit gets real

>when i talk come back i mean fuccen com back

>about 9.5k gold down and 13 kills or something stupid

>2nd time ori uses ulti she did it like fucking during a nocturne ulti

>second baron contest

>34 minutes in

>only me and her had vision of the shockwave, she lands two, i press r like an idiot fucking die in like 1.9 seconds

>we kill diana and karma though so that's good

>unfortunately only thresh lives

>mid inhib is already gone they just finished pushing the wave

>jinx,renek, and noc head to baron

>thresh pings to go to baron

>this fucking thresh toxic as shit all game fuck this ***** we're not gonna win that fight

>he keeps going

>i spawn, homeguards, lucian spawns earlier than me

>he thinks the same as me and goes for mid lane minions

>thresh lands a hook on jinx at baron, doesn't go in

>i use e aggressively on minion wave to try and make it to thresh/baron fast

>this is a fucking bad idea i shouldn't go

>thesh lands a hook on jinx again

>holy shit he's gonna go in

>fuck fuck can i make it

>he q's in

>HITS FLAY ON ALL 3

>I ULTI

>OH FUCK

>SWISH SWOOSH SWISH SWOOSHSWASH

>DURING THAT ONE SECOND IN THE AIR I'M THINKING

>'HOLY SHIT HOYL SHIUT WE JUST FUCKING WON, WE JUST FUCKING WON'

>ORRYEGATONNNNNN

>DELETE JINX

>WIND WALL OVER BARON PUT FUCK U KARMA

>WRECK NOC

>KILL RENEKTON

>5V2 BARREL DOWN MID LANE

>TAKE TIER2

>TAKE INHIB TUIRRET

>TAKE INHIB

>CATCH DIANA

>HOYL SHIT

>HOLY SHIT WE WON FUCK YES


>9.5K DEFECIT

>SHIT LOAD OF KILLS DOWN


god damn.

cool man