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Old 08-28-2006, 11:28 PM   #804
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Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head

20) Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
19) The ball in Parisis' Squares
18) Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
17) Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
16) Scare blind students in Braille class
15) Prop open doors for maintainence crews
14) Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
13) Footstool for Captain's chair
12) entertaining kids in day care puppet show
11) Scare Alexander into doing chores
10) Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
9) Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank
8) Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research
7) Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
6) Two words: tether ball
5) Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
4) Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
3) Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class
2) Use as nutcracker at Christmas time
1) Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy

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