12-22-2003, 02:17 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 2,665
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One day an Asian barber shaped exactly like a cube touched the big red button. 19 purple geese then began talking with thick Scottish accents, shaving cats, and pushing each other into hamburgers with mattress catalogs. I have gopher highlights in my CD player, which only reads ketchup stories about Rake Yohn. You wish your McDonalds computer was as orange as an oversized chainlink fence. A chimney is no more of a retard than gay midgets in June. Klondike paper cut doll toilet skatepark eye. "Do the middle of yer chest!" How cool would footballs be if they made giraffes that distributed burnt hair out of wet cheese statues of famous chimney sweapers! The gill / Shitgoose / Gay vulture. Leg. Homocidal fiber-filled electric pandas. Battery-operated cat squeezer. Dildo spank. Should.
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