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Oh, and those movies were "Pee-Wee's Great Adventure", where that fat rich "kid" stole his uber-sweet bike, and Pee-Wee went across the country making new friends and getting into hilariously zany situations, all to get his beloved bike back, and the other one was "Big-Top Pee-Wee" where, a tornado hit, and when he got out of his storm cellar, the circus was setting up on his farm or whatever, and he made tons of friends and the towns-people ate mini-weenies and shrank down to kid size, and went to the circus, and there was a tiny woman who was having sex with the cowboy/circus proprietor. It was pretty funny.

Oh, and the show was like an acid trip, and Miss Yvonne is a fat slut with frilly dresses, who wants to totally do Cowboy Curtis, who I suspect is Laurence Fishbourne, the actor who played Morpheus in the Matrix Trilogy.

And Paul Ruebens played in a couple of vampire movies too. But yeah.