[dontcareaboutmyid]

I know you said no stupid dreams, but this was the most interesting dream i've ever had and i wanna know what it means

Okay so where on stage its like me and two other people and its a contest to see who can get a playboy playmate off first.

Well we all get to our lady and i win.

strange part i win nothing, but my mother is in the audience and shes cheering like mad

and know that im not gay