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MalReynolds · 12-11-2003, 10:30 PM

Donuts make me sick. They make me want to vomit...

It all goes back to the time I had a German exchange student over... Who had sex with donuts. I fucking kid you not.

"Michael, I had sex with a doonut once..."

"REALLY? How interesting...."

"When I finished, it was creamfilled."

It was the worst three weeks of my life. And there is much more to that story.

mal

12-11-2003, 10:30 PM	#20
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