[dontcareaboutmyid]

Originally Posted by lord_carbo

One time a 5 year-old threatened me with a knife in a resturaunt because I didn't listen to him. He held the knife up about 3 feet from my neck as if he was gonna slice it. Now I officially hate little kids.

Well it wasn't the worst thing -I- did but it's relevant, I guess.

I would have tackled the mother****er and called him and the parents terrorists.