[plasmix]

1. You suck.
2. Mirror jokes are lame.
3. You suck.
4. It's called PWND.
5. You suck.
6. Homestarrunner sucks.
7. You suck.
8. The only reason it shattered was because it was reflected onto your mirror.
9. You suck.
10. Phuck you.

This is called an PWN.