11-13-2005, 01:20 AM
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(The Fat's Sabobah)
  
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Palm Springs, California
Posts: 11,711
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Re: RE: Post Before Sleep
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Originally Posted by FishFishRevolution
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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird
Criteria for shopping at Trader Joes:
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1. You must be white
2. You must drive a car that is worth over 20k USD or an SUV
3. You must be over 50
4. You must be really grouchy
5. You must shop at Trader Joe's because you believe it is organic and healthy
6. You must adhere to the following dress code:
A. Women: Hair must be Gray and long or extremely short. All shirts must be collared
B. Men: A full brimmed hat is required all the time (preferably: Straw). Shorts that do not go past the knees, and high white socks
Thank You for Choosing Trader Joe's
That was my major observation for the day. |
Holy crap, it's true.
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Actually, I think I saw one minority...but it might have just been some guy with a really dark tan.
Criteria for working at Trader Joe's
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1. You must be underweight.
2. If male, you must be able to pass for a really ugly girl
3. If female, you must be a really ugly
4. Just kidding about the "really ugly" comment, I'm sure you have a great personality
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A gold plated flute....hot damn.
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I ate delicious mexican food. Thank you Ben's (guitarist from Courtesy Knave) mom. Your spanish rice is the best.
I also worked out today. And by worked out, I mean I did three sets of push-ups at 10 reps, two sets of crunches at 30 reps, and two sets of side crunches at 20 reps. I am so out of shape. But I plan on doing a short work out every night before I go to bed. Does anyone know any other home workouts that focus on the leg muscles that dont require that I buy something?
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