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Criteria for shopping at Trader Joes:

1. You must be white
2. You must drive a car that is worth over 20k USD or an SUV
3. You must be over 50
4. You must be really grouchy
5. You must shop at Trader Joe's because you believe it is organic and healthy
6. You must adhere to the following dress code:
    A. Women: Hair must be Gray and long or extremely short. All shirts must be collared
    B. Men: A full brimmed hat is required all the time (preferably: Straw). Shorts that do not go past the knees, and high white socks

Thank You for Choosing Trader Joe's

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