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Old 09-15-2024, 02:16 PM   #4
Frank Munoz
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Default Re: Riddle me this song... (easy)

My fellow Arrows, I return with the results of ositzxz369's findings from earlier today!
Here's what the higher ups(Cancel Ers.. Chance Havers?.. something like that..)from R^5 had to say

-R^5 Chancellors Review of fellow Arrow ositzxz369's expedition findings-

1: Reluctantly Accepting Temporary Overexhaustion v3
"hmm.. yes.. hmm.. NO!
ah, I see now.
this chart is much too simple of a fit. slightly too short.. yes.. and too noisy! too old!
You must have had very skillful hands to acquire this
*flings chart hi in the air(about 19 corn stalks hi to be exact).. must have taken a lot of Velocity to do that*".
Unfortunately, this will not fit. NEXT!
The chart did not fit


2: theyaremanycolors
"oo... aaahh.. OOPS!
sorry, it just went threw my hands!
Kinda ghostly if I were being honest..
Where did you get this Frum? remarkable.. Yes, this will fit PERFECTLY!
*the chart lays on the floor and we stare at it for about 2 minutes and 43 seconds before silently walking away*".
The chart fits perfectly


3. The Pylons Are TRAP BALLS
"AAAAA!
oh, actually this kinda.. almost.. fits.. GOT IT!
*there is silence as the chart is immediately ejected into the air, as if it wants to be hit*
yeaup, seems 2: be tw0 sh0rt.
other than that, everything else seems to be almost an exact fit..
maybe it's just not the right time?
*the chart makes it way back to the floor. The sun slowly blankets it in it's warmth with every passing second*
The chart almost fit, so.. it did not fit?


4. Token Whore
"It's.. uhm..
so short for a token of this rarity.
Either way, it's an EXACT match!
Whoever made this must've be poppin something out their ears..
get it? cause like, corn pops and also like the ear is also the thing you call corn and -
*they continued to tell about 99 other corn related jokes and explain each one, I stayed and listened for some reason*
The chart is an exact match


5. PLANETZ
"how BRILLIANT!
Such a sharp chart, just what we needed!
...I just stung myself actually..
I feel like my finger is gonna explode.. you ever been stung by a skorpion?
YEA imagine being stung 9x's! NINE!
what do you mean there's only eight?
I needfg.. medicle esassitancvrr..."
*I actually was not there for this one. I had a court date for time traveling and APPARENTLY that itself violates 1,001,997,375 concepts of the universe?*
The chart is just what we needed

As expected from such a high caliber Arrow,
ositzxz369's findings has helped us dwindle the amount of unsolved clues to a mere two(2)
We thank you for your one(1) and only(only) submission and look forward to having you join us in our next expedition.
Yes, we only allow one submission per expedition to allow our fellow Arrows an their chance to overcome, and grow.

ositzxz369
shall be awarded
15,000 ancient relics(credits)
for the successful retrieval of bounty 2, bounty 4, and bounty 5

There are still tokens lost out there.
May the good arrow guide your way.

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