[blindreper1179]

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real assassin please stand up?
I repeat, will the real assassin please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen an assassin before
Jaws all on the floor like fiction and Kilga just burst in the door
And started whoopin' his ass worse than before
They first were wolves, throwin' em under the bus {Aww!}
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And DBP said… nothing, you idiots!
DBP's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love the assassin
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, assassin, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, killin you-know-who
Usin' the you-know-what," "Yeah, but he's so cool though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in the twg forums
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for dAnceguy to Lynch them blues
"My gun is on your lips, my gun is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to jtwgs'
And expect them not to know what a WIFOM is
Of course they're gonna know what GOAT is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the TWG forum, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can lynch blues and greens
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't lynch a red
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote:
TWGers, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—

[Hook]
I'm the assassin, yes, I'm the real assassin
All you other assassins are just imitating
So won't the real assassin please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm the assassin, yes, I'm the real assassin
All you other assassins are just imitating
So won't the real assassin please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?