[IamMe90]

Originally Posted by korny

Teach myself to like pickles
Eat more fiber
Make my hair even more luscious (going to be difficult)
Make the gf I live with learn to cook a greater variety of things and even better
Drink more water
Improve my tech skill in melee
Increase my promiscuity by at least 10%
Jelq
Be even less tolerant of my pseudoscientific mother
Care less about how my willingness and the extent to which I call out bullshit affects the frequency in which I'm invited places
Rationalize fears brought on by marijuana induced paranoia so I can enjoy pot as much as I used to
Be more selfish in general
Refine my arguments
Pair alcohol with more of my meals
Do more cocaine

if by "meals" you mean "cocaine" then yes this is a good idea

if by "meals" you mean food, then still a good idea

but

first one