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Old 09-26-2016, 03:23 PM   #8
Dinglesberry
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Default Re: Say you're about to leave earth

Lets get theoretical here.. Would the battery ever actually run out? Since space is a vacuum, the battery has to get hot and let off charge... Wouldn't the battery just never drain at all?

I'd probably bring like:

1. a laptop

2. a hard drive containing an archive of the entire Internet (or at least the useful public stuff, dank memes etc - imagine a dump of the entire reddit site, dump of forums... probably a couple tbs, honestly you could spend years on reading FFR archives etc), and every stepmania song or something. (Anything is available if you know how to get it... Best start dumpin now, I'm sure there's stuff you can download from archive.org etc)

3. Best keyboard I could find, something I could ideally swap keys on and repair the switches, or it wouldn't last long enough.

Why:
After reading that back, I was feeling the old deserted island sort of thing, like you are in isolation and need 3 things to keep you occupied... I wanted to become a reading machine, reading entire library archives and shit while becoming a stepmania king.

I dunno though if we are just repopulating I wouldn't bring shit, cause who cares about people

How:
No one suspects the regular old hard drive is really like 10k terabytes, they let me bring it in cause they think its a just a regular pc, otherwise just mask the contents and make it look like its family photos. Hell, someone else probably already has it and there will be some underground p2p network in space that sells porn n shit lol

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