[Spenner]

I unplug my computer if there's a problem. I like to physically feel the energy draining from the system I'm connected with by vividly meditating afterwards with the cord in my mouth.

"Aborting the computers" used to be a thing in highschool. Me and friends would simply run up and abort anyone's computers by unplugging the power cords if they were visibly distracted and not ready because we sat at the back. We also planted a lot of .Exe files on people's computers that would just auto run a screen inverting on-off timer for the most powerful strobe effect we could pull off.

I don't need your stinking shortcuts